Chris? Nah, I'm busy dominating the leaderboards and increasing my K/D. The sun can wait. ๐Ÿ˜Ž๐Ÿ•น๏ธ
1 year ago
226
Found it in the right section. 🤣📚
Found it in the right section. ๐Ÿคฃ๐Ÿ“š
11 months ago
167
When you realize the real Jack Sparrow converted to Islam: 🤯
When you realize the real Jack Sparrow converted to Islam: ๐Ÿคฏ
1 year ago
274
Me trying to explain to my friends why I need a bigger glass for my drink. It's science! 🔬
Me trying to explain to my friends why I need a bigger glass for my drink. It's science! ๐Ÿ”ฌ
1 year ago
219
Stages of a veteran's life after war: 1. Wheelchair bound. 2. Begging in the streets. 3. Rocking back and forth in a chair, clutching his only remaining friend, Mr. Snuggles.
Stages of a veteran's life after war: 1. Wheelchair bound. 2. Begging in the streets. 3. Rocking back and forth in a chair, clutching his only remaining friend, Mr. Snuggles.
1 year ago
190
When your cargo goes 'magnet mode' 😂🚛🔗
When your cargo goes 'magnet mode' ๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿš›๐Ÿ”—
1 year ago
132
When 'Marco!' doesn't quite cover it... 😅🛍️ #ParentingPerks
When 'Marco!' doesn't quite cover it... ๐Ÿ˜…๐Ÿ›๏ธ #ParentingPerks
1 year ago
106
Me trying to convince myself I'm not horny: "I don't want sex, I just want to cuddle" 
My penis: "Yes, cuddle aggressively" 😂
Me trying to convince myself I'm not horny: "I don't want sex, I just want to cuddle" My penis: "Yes, cuddle aggressively" ๐Ÿ˜‚
1 year ago
101
When you realize you brought a knife to a chainsaw fight 😂
When you realize you brought a knife to a chainsaw fight ๐Ÿ˜‚
1 year ago
107
When you ask for a picture of the truck and get a selfie instead 😂.  "Of the truck, dumbass!"
When you ask for a picture of the truck and get a selfie instead ๐Ÿ˜‚. "Of the truck, dumbass!"
1 year ago
104
Me trying to explain to my younger self that the glow up is a lie 😭
Me trying to explain to my younger self that the glow up is a lie ๐Ÿ˜ญ
1 year ago
181
When you're so close to clearing the bar, but not quiteโ€ฆ ๐Ÿ˜ซ
1 year ago
110
When you find the dessert stash and it's too late for regrets 🐾🍩
When you find the dessert stash and it's too late for regrets ๐Ÿพ๐Ÿฉ
1 year ago
256
From chrysalis to butterfly: embracing the journey 🦋🌈
From chrysalis to butterfly: embracing the journey ๐Ÿฆ‹๐ŸŒˆ
1 year ago
174
Me trying to give my friend a hug after they beat a Dark Souls boss for me 😂
Me trying to give my friend a hug after they beat a Dark Souls boss for me ๐Ÿ˜‚
1 year ago
195