Transform your eyes with a splash of Tabasco magic! 🔥👁️😜
Transform your eyes with a splash of Tabasco magic! ๐Ÿ”ฅ๐Ÿ‘๏ธ๐Ÿ˜œ
1 year ago
177
R2-D2, but he's having an existential crisis because he's made of snow and summer is coming. ☃️
R2-D2, but he's having an existential crisis because he's made of snow and summer is coming. โ˜ƒ๏ธ
1 year ago
193
🔥🚨 Priorities: Escape first, tweet later! 😂📸
๐Ÿ”ฅ๐Ÿšจ Priorities: Escape first, tweet later! ๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ“ธ
1 year ago
192
Embrace the spectrum: where we build universes while others just fill a shopping cart. 🚀
Embrace the spectrum: where we build universes while others just fill a shopping cart. ๐Ÿš€
7 months ago
230
POV: It's your average Tuesday
POV: It's your average Tuesday
1 year ago
94
POV: You're chosen for the premium slave experience 🎢
POV: You're chosen for the premium slave experience ๐ŸŽข
1 year ago
169
When your jokes need a special permit to be understood 🍽️😂 #NotForEveryone
When your jokes need a special permit to be understood ๐Ÿฝ๏ธ๐Ÿ˜‚ #NotForEveryone
1 year ago
221
When your profile pic says "vegan" but your bio screams "carnivore" 😂🌭
When your profile pic says "vegan" but your bio screams "carnivore" ๐Ÿ˜‚๐ŸŒญ
1 year ago
210
Me trying to understand straight people 😂
Me trying to understand straight people ๐Ÿ˜‚
1 year ago
120
Rakim from Oakland spitting straight facts. Make computers like TVs so we can all get those high-paying Netflix and chill positions. 😂
Rakim from Oakland spitting straight facts. Make computers like TVs so we can all get those high-paying Netflix and chill positions. ๐Ÿ˜‚
1 year ago
172
It's all about how you frame it. He's not wrong though... technically. 🚌
It's all about how you frame it. He's not wrong though... technically. ๐ŸšŒ
11 months ago
227
When you try to fix already perfect technology 😂
When you try to fix already perfect technology ๐Ÿ˜‚
1 year ago
209
When you wish upon a star 🌟...or in this case, a magic lamp 🧞‍♂️.  Be careful what you wish for, kids! 😂  Especially if you're wishing to be Batman at your birthday party. Always specify which Batman! #DarkHumor #BirthdayFails
When you wish upon a star ๐ŸŒŸ...or in this case, a magic lamp ๐Ÿงžโ€โ™‚๏ธ. Be careful what you wish for, kids! ๐Ÿ˜‚ Especially if you're wishing to be Batman at your birthday party. Always specify which Batman! #DarkHumor #BirthdayFails
1 year ago
172
When you're ready to conquer the world, but it's past your bedtime 💤😆
When you're ready to conquer the world, but it's past your bedtime ๐Ÿ’ค๐Ÿ˜†
1 year ago
230
When you trade asphalt for Astroturf.  🌱🚗💨  Still traffic, but at least it's *aesthetically* pleasing now. 🤷‍♀️
When you trade asphalt for Astroturf. ๐ŸŒฑ๐Ÿš—๐Ÿ’จ Still traffic, but at least it's *aesthetically* pleasing now. ๐Ÿคทโ€โ™€๏ธ
1 year ago
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