*Sees bus ad about sexual assault*
Me: I understand this is a serious issue.
My brain: So you're saying it *doesn't* happen anywhere else? 🤔
*Sees bus ad about sexual assault* Me: I understand this is a serious issue. My brain: So you're saying it *doesn't* happen anywhere else? ๐Ÿค”
1 year ago
187
When you wake up in Jigsaw's trap and remember you forgot to hit snooze! 😱💀
When you wake up in Jigsaw's trap and remember you forgot to hit snooze! ๐Ÿ˜ฑ๐Ÿ’€
1 year ago
173
Some connections require an adapter... or a lot of effort. 😂
Some connections require an adapter... or a lot of effort. ๐Ÿ˜‚
4 months ago
256
Me trying to retrieve my lost Croc from the swamp monster 😂
Me trying to retrieve my lost Croc from the swamp monster ๐Ÿ˜‚
1 year ago
97
When your sign is both supportive and obstructive 🎉😂
When your sign is both supportive and obstructive ๐ŸŽ‰๐Ÿ˜‚
1 year ago
125
When you're too lazy to diet but need a Coke break anyway 🍔🦥🥤
When you're too lazy to diet but need a Coke break anyway ๐Ÿ”๐Ÿฆฅ๐Ÿฅค
11 months ago
208
The Terminator after realizing being a babysitter is harder than saving mankind: I won't be back 🤖👶👧
The Terminator after realizing being a babysitter is harder than saving mankind: I won't be back ๐Ÿค–๐Ÿ‘ถ๐Ÿ‘ง
1 year ago
119
Me pretending to be productive at 3 am after doom scrolling all night ๐Ÿ˜‚
1 year ago
112
Me performing CPR on my sugar daddy after he said he was broke
Me performing CPR on my sugar daddy after he said he was broke
1 year ago
186
Even in a galaxy far, far away, some husbands just never get around to painting the ceiling. 🤷‍♂️
Even in a galaxy far, far away, some husbands just never get around to painting the ceiling. ๐Ÿคทโ€โ™‚๏ธ
9 months ago
148
Celebrating a decade of love, or as the locals call it, 'Exhibit A'. 😂
Celebrating a decade of love, or as the locals call it, 'Exhibit A'. ๐Ÿ˜‚
1 year ago
107
When Dexter organizes an event for people who can't come, it's gonna be a... dry run. 💦😂
When Dexter organizes an event for people who can't come, it's gonna be a... dry run. ๐Ÿ’ฆ๐Ÿ˜‚
1 year ago
160
Nailed it! Just not in the way they intended ๐Ÿ˜‚. That's one way to become a tree hugger... literally!๐ŸŒณ
1 year ago
194
When your buddy whispers plot twists about your career trajectory 😮🔄
When your buddy whispers plot twists about your career trajectory ๐Ÿ˜ฎ๐Ÿ”„
1 year ago
145
When you try to impress Penn and Teller with a simple handkerchief trick ๐Ÿ˜‚
1 year ago
255