When duct tape just isn't enough, spray away your worries! 💸🩴
When duct tape just isn't enough, spray away your worries! ๐Ÿ’ธ๐Ÿฉด
10 months ago
179
A masterclass in negotiation styles from the last three US Presidents. Trump's 'Art of the Deal' is a bit different. 📞💥
A masterclass in negotiation styles from the last three US Presidents. Trump's 'Art of the Deal' is a bit different. ๐Ÿ“ž๐Ÿ’ฅ
7 months ago
144
Me trying to find the motivation to adult and buy groceries after a long day ๐Ÿ˜ฉ
1 year ago
113
When you're a Terminator and can't remember which Sarah Connor is the right one. #JudgmentDay #WrongSarah
When you're a Terminator and can't remember which Sarah Connor is the right one. #JudgmentDay #WrongSarah
1 year ago
105
Kim Jong Il before and after discovering the wonders of oxygen.
Kim Jong Il before and after discovering the wonders of oxygen.
1 year ago
112
When you accidentally spell "pedo" instead of "Pope"๐Ÿ’€
1 year ago
90
Wait a minute... that's not the Magic Kingdom. 😳
Wait a minute... that's not the Magic Kingdom. ๐Ÿ˜ณ
9 months ago
147
When your dreams are bigger than the Titanic! 💪❄️ #IcebergGains
When your dreams are bigger than the Titanic! ๐Ÿ’ชโ„๏ธ #IcebergGains
1 year ago
92
POV: Me during math class ๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜ด
1 year ago
67
When you try to de-escalate but accidentally choose the 'start World War 3' dialogue option. 💀
When you try to de-escalate but accidentally choose the 'start World War 3' dialogue option. ๐Ÿ’€
9 months ago
143
Some call it lazy, others call it genius. This dad is playing 4D chess with his household chores. 👑
Some call it lazy, others call it genius. This dad is playing 4D chess with his household chores. ๐Ÿ‘‘
5 months ago
224
And they say romance is dead. This is the ultimate sacrifice. 👑
And they say romance is dead. This is the ultimate sacrifice. ๐Ÿ‘‘
9 months ago
94
Me, a potato, choosing to embrace my true, starchy nature, while the haters boil with envy.🥔💅
Me, a potato, choosing to embrace my true, starchy nature, while the haters boil with envy.๐Ÿฅ”๐Ÿ’…
1 year ago
118
When your second face has more drama than your first one 😱👻
When your second face has more drama than your first one ๐Ÿ˜ฑ๐Ÿ‘ป
1 year ago
158
Me after eating chili on a first date: 🔥💨
Me after eating chili on a first date: ๐Ÿ”ฅ๐Ÿ’จ
1 year ago
133