My brain's two settings: 'Don't do the thing' and 'Feel bad for not doing the thing'. 🫠
My brain's two settings: 'Don't do the thing' and 'Feel bad for not doing the thing'. ๐Ÿซ 
1 year ago
403
That moment when your dial-up decides to give up right as things are getting steamy 😂 #90sProblems #InternetStruggles
That moment when your dial-up decides to give up right as things are getting steamy ๐Ÿ˜‚ #90sProblems #InternetStruggles
1 year ago
323
POV: you boop the snoot ๐Ÿถ
1 year ago
405
When Khal Drogo joins the wig party 😂👑
When Khal Drogo joins the wig party ๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ‘‘
1 year ago
287
When your art installations double as your silent roommates 🕯️😶
When your art installations double as your silent roommates ๐Ÿ•ฏ๏ธ๐Ÿ˜ถ
1 year ago
432
When edgy jokes cross skyscraper-high lines... 🏙️🚫
When edgy jokes cross skyscraper-high lines... ๐Ÿ™๏ธ๐Ÿšซ
1 year ago
400
A man with his priorities straight. Some things are more important than a cure. 😂
A man with his priorities straight. Some things are more important than a cure. ๐Ÿ˜‚
1 year ago
441
Fixing a leaky boat? Forget flex tape. The best seal is always at hand.  Just don't drink seawater. You'll be peeing forever. 🌊
Fixing a leaky boat? Forget flex tape. The best seal is always at hand. Just don't drink seawater. You'll be peeing forever. ๐ŸŒŠ
1 year ago
261
Husband: "My Olympic condoms finally arrived. I think I'll wear Gold tonight."
Wife: "Why not wear Silver and come second for a change?"
Husband: "My Olympic condoms finally arrived. I think I'll wear Gold tonight." Wife: "Why not wear Silver and come second for a change?"
1 year ago
348
The internet food chain: How memes go from spicy 🌶️ to mild 👶.  9GAG users be like: "Mmm, pre-chewed content!" 😂
The internet food chain: How memes go from spicy ๐ŸŒถ๏ธ to mild ๐Ÿ‘ถ. 9GAG users be like: "Mmm, pre-chewed content!" ๐Ÿ˜‚
1 year ago
360
When your mom is a political commentator instead of a biologist. 😂
When your mom is a political commentator instead of a biologist. ๐Ÿ˜‚
1 year ago
384
When your console choices are tougher than your boss battles 🎮🤔
When your console choices are tougher than your boss battles ๐ŸŽฎ๐Ÿค”
1 year ago
405
Me when the cookies are done and I have no oven mitts. 🔥😂
Me when the cookies are done and I have no oven mitts. ๐Ÿ”ฅ๐Ÿ˜‚
1 year ago
308
This lettuce expires on *which* Monday?! What if I need to eat it on *every* Monday?! 😩
This lettuce expires on *which* Monday?! What if I need to eat it on *every* Monday?! ๐Ÿ˜ฉ
1 year ago
311
Never date a girl who works at Subway! She knows what a real 6" looks like 😂
Never date a girl who works at Subway! She knows what a real 6" looks like ๐Ÿ˜‚
1 year ago
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