Morpheus: "The mainstream media lies about literally everything." Michael Scott: "Okay, I'm going to need you to verify that claim with a link to a credible mainstream media article."
Morpheus: "The mainstream media lies about literally everything." Michael Scott: "Okay, I'm going to need you to verify that claim with a link to a credible mainstream media article."
1 year ago
322
When you are discussing highly sensitive information with Kim and accidentally mishear "Launch".💀
When you are discussing highly sensitive information with Kim and accidentally mishear "Launch".๐Ÿ’€
1 year ago
376
Me trying to make new friends: 🤝 
Instructions unclear, hands now stuck to poster.
Me trying to make new friends: ๐Ÿค Instructions unclear, hands now stuck to poster.
1 year ago
174
When you and your bestie go to a basketball game but secretly just waiting for the humans to evolve so you can start the invasion 👽
When you and your bestie go to a basketball game but secretly just waiting for the humans to evolve so you can start the invasion ๐Ÿ‘ฝ
1 year ago
201
When 'hide as offline' isn't an option 🎮👾
When 'hide as offline' isn't an option ๐ŸŽฎ๐Ÿ‘พ
1 year ago
347
When you're about to lead the Galactic Empire but still need to make a fashion statement 👠✨
When you're about to lead the Galactic Empire but still need to make a fashion statement ๐Ÿ‘ โœจ
1 year ago
455
From spaghetti romance 🍝 to tentacle teamwork 🐙: Love knows no borders!
From spaghetti romance ๐Ÿ to tentacle teamwork ๐Ÿ™: Love knows no borders!
1 year ago
325
Na na na na na na na na na na na na...Snackman!
Na na na na na na na na na na na na...Snackman!
1 year ago
301
Me in 1999: 'Pshhh, peak human civilization? Yeah right!' 
Me in 2024: 'So about those robot overlords...'
Me in 1999: 'Pshhh, peak human civilization? Yeah right!' Me in 2024: 'So about those robot overlords...'
1 year ago
330
When you're a Walmart greeter but honesty is your strongest policy 😂
When you're a Walmart greeter but honesty is your strongest policy ๐Ÿ˜‚
1 year ago
345
When age is just a number, but that number ruins your plans 🤦‍♂️😂
When age is just a number, but that number ruins your plans ๐Ÿคฆโ€โ™‚๏ธ๐Ÿ˜‚
1 year ago
449
When being number one isn't always a win! 🥇😂
When being number one isn't always a win! ๐Ÿฅ‡๐Ÿ˜‚
1 year ago
567
When your candy gives you a little too much cheek! 🍑😜
When your candy gives you a little too much cheek! ๐Ÿ‘๐Ÿ˜œ
1 year ago
305
When you accidentally walk into the wrong bathroom and realize you've unlocked a whole new level of awkward 😂
When you accidentally walk into the wrong bathroom and realize you've unlocked a whole new level of awkward ๐Ÿ˜‚
1 year ago
416
When your shirt has a busier skyline than your city tour 😂🚌🏙️
When your shirt has a busier skyline than your city tour ๐Ÿ˜‚๐ŸšŒ๐Ÿ™๏ธ
1 year ago
439