When you gotta go, you gotta go. Even if it means tactical potty breaks. ๐Ÿšฝ๐Ÿช–
1 year ago
205
Me trying to play it cool when my friend asks for help setting up their new gaming PC.  🤫
Me trying to play it cool when my friend asks for help setting up their new gaming PC. ๐Ÿคซ
1 year ago
166
A very important PSA for cyclists: Red does not mean 'go really fast'. ๐Ÿšฆ๐Ÿ’ฅ๐Ÿšฒ
5 months ago
177
Me trying to explain to my mom that being a breakdancer and a flamboyant waiter are two completely different career paths.💃🕺
Me trying to explain to my mom that being a breakdancer and a flamboyant waiter are two completely different career paths.๐Ÿ’ƒ๐Ÿ•บ
1 year ago
168
When your mixtape is fire 🔥 but nobody wants to pay for it 🏴‍☠️💀
When your mixtape is fire ๐Ÿ”ฅ but nobody wants to pay for it ๐Ÿดโ€โ˜ ๏ธ๐Ÿ’€
1 year ago
169
Me trying to figure out how the things I studied relate to the exam 😵‍💫
Me trying to figure out how the things I studied relate to the exam ๐Ÿ˜ตโ€๐Ÿ’ซ
1 year ago
152
"Do you know who I am?" 
"Of course, I do. I married your sister!" 😂
"Do you know who I am?" "Of course, I do. I married your sister!" ๐Ÿ˜‚
1 year ago
142
Me refreshing Twitter waiting to be told what I'm offended by today 😂
Me refreshing Twitter waiting to be told what I'm offended by today ๐Ÿ˜‚
1 year ago
89
When you realize movie posters have a 'type'. It's called propaganda, but we just call it patriotism. 😉
When you realize movie posters have a 'type'. It's called propaganda, but we just call it patriotism. ๐Ÿ˜‰
1 month ago
133
When you miss your stop, but the next train is on a different track ๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿป
1 year ago
251
10% of straight women really be living on a different planet.
10% of straight women really be living on a different planet.
1 year ago
175
When you have more MacBooks than sense 😂. That's a whole lotta Apple in one place! #Macstack #AppleHoarder
When you have more MacBooks than sense ๐Ÿ˜‚. That's a whole lotta Apple in one place! #Macstack #AppleHoarder
1 year ago
156
When your marketing team understands the assignment 😂
When your marketing team understands the assignment ๐Ÿ˜‚
1 year ago
147
When the producer joins the Dark Side to fix your mix. The lack of bass is disturbing... 🎧🔊
When the producer joins the Dark Side to fix your mix. The lack of bass is disturbing... ๐ŸŽง๐Ÿ”Š
11 months ago
156
Me and my girl before and after she discovered the power of cheat meals 😂
Me and my girl before and after she discovered the power of cheat meals ๐Ÿ˜‚
1 year ago
172