Me trying to explain to my mom why I can't just chain all the elephants together and send them to the moon 🐘🚀🌕
Me trying to explain to my mom why I can't just chain all the elephants together and send them to the moon ๐Ÿ˜๐Ÿš€๐ŸŒ•
1 year ago
98
My lawyer just doesn't understand the burden of being a vigilante and signing boring legal documents. 🦇
My lawyer just doesn't understand the burden of being a vigilante and signing boring legal documents. ๐Ÿฆ‡
6 months ago
80
👷‍♂️ Just another day for the most 'intriguing' career choice! 😂 #FactoryFocus
๐Ÿ‘ทโ€โ™‚๏ธ Just another day for the most 'intriguing' career choice! ๐Ÿ˜‚ #FactoryFocus
10 months ago
140
Pro-choicers when a woman kills her dog vs. Pro-choicers when a woman kills her child 🤔
Pro-choicers when a woman kills her dog vs. Pro-choicers when a woman kills her child ๐Ÿค”
1 year ago
86
AIG exec steals $500M, gets 4 years. Homeless man steals $100 to eat, gets 15 years.  The system works… for someone, I guess. 🤔
AIG exec steals $500M, gets 4 years. Homeless man steals $100 to eat, gets 15 years. The system worksโ€ฆ for someone, I guess. ๐Ÿค”
1 year ago
108
When you realize it's not an insulin shot💉. 
Just kidding 😂 Get your vaccines, people! 💪
When you realize it's not an insulin shot๐Ÿ’‰. Just kidding ๐Ÿ˜‚ Get your vaccines, people! ๐Ÿ’ช
1 year ago
125
When you accidentally expose your priorities while trying to appear offended 😂 #iPhonePriorities #CouldntResist
When you accidentally expose your priorities while trying to appear offended ๐Ÿ˜‚ #iPhonePriorities #CouldntResist
1 year ago
98
Checkmate, theologians! Jabba the Hutt just entered the chat with an irrefutable argument. You simply can't argue with that logic. 😂
Checkmate, theologians! Jabba the Hutt just entered the chat with an irrefutable argument. You simply can't argue with that logic. ๐Ÿ˜‚
6 months ago
173
When you're a Walmart greeter but honesty is your strongest policy 😂
When you're a Walmart greeter but honesty is your strongest policy ๐Ÿ˜‚
1 year ago
138
When the wolf shirt is more powerful than your morning coffee 🐺✨
When the wolf shirt is more powerful than your morning coffee ๐Ÿบโœจ
1 year ago
60
From hardcore to hardcore...fishing! 🎣😂
From hardcore to hardcore...fishing! ๐ŸŽฃ๐Ÿ˜‚
1 year ago
72
When your Yu-Gi-Oh deck is a little *too* thematic 😂
When your Yu-Gi-Oh deck is a little *too* thematic ๐Ÿ˜‚
1 year ago
95
Skeletor making an important clarification. 💀😂
Skeletor making an important clarification. ๐Ÿ’€๐Ÿ˜‚
1 year ago
147
Ever wondered what happens when you mix sports drinks with pasta? Blue-raspberry fusilli, anyone? 🤔🍝
Ever wondered what happens when you mix sports drinks with pasta? Blue-raspberry fusilli, anyone? ๐Ÿค”๐Ÿ
1 year ago
106
That feeling when you fire up your old PC. It may be slow, but it doubles as a space heater and breakfast cooker! 🔥🍳
That feeling when you fire up your old PC. It may be slow, but it doubles as a space heater and breakfast cooker! ๐Ÿ”ฅ๐Ÿณ
3 months ago
171