Me trying to explain to my family that I'm "talking" to someone online.
Me trying to explain to my family that I'm "talking" to someone online.
1 year ago
127
Me after a first date explaining to her the intricacies of the lizard people controlling the world's banking systems, even though I know there won't be a second date. At least she knows the truth now.
Me after a first date explaining to her the intricacies of the lizard people controlling the world's banking systems, even though I know there won't be a second date. At least she knows the truth now.
1 year ago
181
Me trying to avoid eye contact with everyone while walking so I don’t have to socialize 😂
Me trying to avoid eye contact with everyone while walking so I donโ€™t have to socialize ๐Ÿ˜‚
1 year ago
172
When you try your best, but you don't succeed ๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜ผ
1 year ago
234
NASA spent millions developing a pen that could write in space. The Russians used a pencil. 😂
NASA spent millions developing a pen that could write in space. The Russians used a pencil. ๐Ÿ˜‚
1 year ago
119
When sharing 24 songs costs $1.5 million: 🤔 Guess I'll become a pirate then.🏴‍☠️
When sharing 24 songs costs $1.5 million: ๐Ÿค” Guess I'll become a pirate then.๐Ÿดโ€โ˜ ๏ธ
1 year ago
182
When your neighbors turn nighttime into prime-time 📡😳
When your neighbors turn nighttime into prime-time ๐Ÿ“ก๐Ÿ˜ณ
1 year ago
329
Me trying to flirt 🤓😂
Me trying to flirt ๐Ÿค“๐Ÿ˜‚
1 year ago
178
When you try weed for the first time and the bus driver starts speaking in abstract art. 👁️👄👁️
When you try weed for the first time and the bus driver starts speaking in abstract art. ๐Ÿ‘๏ธ๐Ÿ‘„๐Ÿ‘๏ธ
1 year ago
141
When Electrode gets too excited in battle... BOOM! 💣😂 #ExplosivePersonality
When Electrode gets too excited in battle... BOOM! ๐Ÿ’ฃ๐Ÿ˜‚ #ExplosivePersonality
1 year ago
153
When the grocery store "Customers who bought this also bought" algorithm knows you better than you know yourself 😬
When the grocery store "Customers who bought this also bought" algorithm knows you better than you know yourself ๐Ÿ˜ฌ
1 year ago
251
Me trying to explain to my friends that lighting things on fire probably isn’t the smartest idea when half the planet is on fire 🔥🌍
Me trying to explain to my friends that lighting things on fire probably isnโ€™t the smartest idea when half the planet is on fire ๐Ÿ”ฅ๐ŸŒ
1 year ago
236
The magic of the internet: sending absolutely nothing since forever! 🚀😂
The magic of the internet: sending absolutely nothing since forever! ๐Ÿš€๐Ÿ˜‚
1 year ago
147
Me trying to hold my tongue when my friend starts gossiping ๐Ÿ˜‚
1 year ago
248
When you accidentally confess to your crush but they're not into you 😂
When you accidentally confess to your crush but they're not into you ๐Ÿ˜‚
1 year ago
171