Finally, a plumber who understands the concept of "anytime after 5:00 p.m. on a weekday" 😂
Finally, a plumber who understands the concept of "anytime after 5:00 p.m. on a weekday" ๐Ÿ˜‚
1 year ago
142
When someone asks what my Asian friend looks like 🤔
When someone asks what my Asian friend looks like ๐Ÿค”
1 year ago
172
When you bomb a government building and shoot 77 kids you get 3 years of medical care in Europe, yet stealing 9 tapes gets you 25 years in prison in USA. What kind of justice system is this? 😂
When you bomb a government building and shoot 77 kids you get 3 years of medical care in Europe, yet stealing 9 tapes gets you 25 years in prison in USA. What kind of justice system is this? ๐Ÿ˜‚
1 year ago
182
Me trying to impress my crush with my hidden talents ๐Ÿ˜‚
1 year ago
217
Me when my friend says his new girlfriend is mixed race 😂
Me when my friend says his new girlfriend is mixed race ๐Ÿ˜‚
1 year ago
106
Why did the police officer cross the road? To beat the chicken for being black. 🐔🚓
Why did the police officer cross the road? To beat the chicken for being black. ๐Ÿ”๐Ÿš“
1 year ago
210
Yo mama so fat, the escape velocity at her surface exceeds the speed of light.🤯 Even Stephen Hawking can't explain that!😂
Yo mama so fat, the escape velocity at her surface exceeds the speed of light.๐Ÿคฏ Even Stephen Hawking can't explain that!๐Ÿ˜‚
1 year ago
193
Me trying to impress my crush after seeing them for the first time in forever ๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ’
1 year ago
228
Me and my cat getting ready to party ๐ŸŽ‰๐Ÿฑ
1 year ago
189
Me trying to find love in this world. 😭
Me trying to find love in this world. ๐Ÿ˜ญ
1 year ago
169
When love compels you to carry not just her heart, but also her shopping spree 🐻❤️💸👜
When love compels you to carry not just her heart, but also her shopping spree ๐Ÿปโค๏ธ๐Ÿ’ธ๐Ÿ‘œ
1 year ago
193
When logic takes a wild spin into 'faith mode' 🤔🔄⚾️
When logic takes a wild spin into 'faith mode' ๐Ÿค”๐Ÿ”„โšพ๏ธ
1 year ago
231
If this ain't the most accurate depiction of project management, I don't know what is 🤣 From grand vision to dumpster fire, it's a wild ride every time! #projectlife #softwaregore #realitycheck
If this ain't the most accurate depiction of project management, I don't know what is ๐Ÿคฃ From grand vision to dumpster fire, it's a wild ride every time! #projectlife #softwaregore #realitycheck
1 year ago
275
Fred and Daphne's bedroom adventures are always a mystery 🛏️😂
Fred and Daphne's bedroom adventures are always a mystery ๐Ÿ›๏ธ๐Ÿ˜‚
1 year ago
121
When life gives you cows, make sure they're not camera shy! 🐄📸
When life gives you cows, make sure they're not camera shy! ๐Ÿ„๐Ÿ“ธ
1 year ago
107