When you accidentally use 'detect thoughts' on the wizard asking for spare change.
When you accidentally use 'detect thoughts' on the wizard asking for spare change.
1 year ago
143
In the 90s, 1.44 MB of storage was HUGE. Enough to hold an entire…pixel. 😂
In the 90s, 1.44 MB of storage was HUGE. Enough to hold an entireโ€ฆpixel. ๐Ÿ˜‚
1 year ago
114
When you show up to the protest, but you didn't read the fine print.
When you show up to the protest, but you didn't read the fine print.
1 year ago
153
When you switch from portrait to landscape mode 😂🖋️
When you switch from portrait to landscape mode ๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ–‹๏ธ
1 year ago
103
I child-proofed my house, but they still get in. 

Me: *calls child protective services on MYSELF* 🤪
I child-proofed my house, but they still get in. Me: *calls child protective services on MYSELF* ๐Ÿคช
1 year ago
113
When you're trying to sleep in but your roommate's already up playing Mario Kart ๐ŸŽ๏ธ๐Ÿ’จ
1 year ago
144
Happiness is submission to GODZILLA!🦖
Happiness is submission to GODZILLA!๐Ÿฆ–
1 year ago
121
Well, that's one way to break the news about his father's past. 😅
Well, that's one way to break the news about his father's past. ๐Ÿ˜…
5 days ago
22
Building Stonehenge in 3 easy steps:
1. Gather your materials (some assembly required, batteries not included)
2. Yell confusing instructions at several dozen people
3. ???
4. Magic!
Building Stonehenge in 3 easy steps: 1. Gather your materials (some assembly required, batteries not included) 2. Yell confusing instructions at several dozen people 3. ??? 4. Magic!
1 year ago
100
When you finally synthesize that extra slutty olive oil for your salad 🧪🥗
When you finally synthesize that extra slutty olive oil for your salad ๐Ÿงช๐Ÿฅ—
1 year ago
66
Me thinking about how I'm gonna spend my tax return ๐Ÿป
1 year ago
106
Me trying to escape my responsibilities as an adult 😂
Me trying to escape my responsibilities as an adult ๐Ÿ˜‚
1 year ago
61
Morpheus dropping some harsh financial truths about buying the dip. Turns out the real matrix was the friend we lost money with along the way. 📉
Morpheus dropping some harsh financial truths about buying the dip. Turns out the real matrix was the friend we lost money with along the way. ๐Ÿ“‰
6 months ago
157
When you dress to impress for your court date, but the stereotype was already dressed and waiting for you.
When you dress to impress for your court date, but the stereotype was already dressed and waiting for you.
5 months ago
212
Me, in a wheelchair, seeing a sign that says "Today is the day we take the stairs": Well, challenge accepted! I mean, maybe not today... but definitely someday... or maybe not.
Me, in a wheelchair, seeing a sign that says "Today is the day we take the stairs": Well, challenge accepted! I mean, maybe not today... but definitely someday... or maybe not.
1 year ago
144