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When state laws leave you neigh-ver knowing what's allowed next! 🌿💍🐴
When state laws leave you neigh-ver knowing what's allowed next! 🌿💍🐴
1 year ago
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Me trying to explain to my family why a $12 carton of vegan eggs are cheaper than $3 regular eggs: 🐔
Me trying to explain to my family why a $12 carton of vegan eggs are cheaper than $3 regular eggs: 🐔
1 year ago
389
70% chance of rape today, but hey, at least it's sunny tomorrow! ☀️
70% chance of rape today, but hey, at least it's sunny tomorrow! ☀️
1 year ago
300
Me trying to eat healthy and going to McDonald's for a salad 😂
Me trying to eat healthy and going to McDonald's for a salad 😂
1 year ago
323
When you invite her over for game night and she says she's ready to "get twisted" 😏
When you invite her over for game night and she says she's ready to "get twisted" 😏
1 year ago
189
When your Facebook profile is a bear trap! 🐻📦 #PedoBearAlert
When your Facebook profile is a bear trap! 🐻📦 #PedoBearAlert
1 year ago
217
When you wish for intelligence, logic, and driving skills but the wishing well grants you the embodiment of a middle manager instead. POOF! 💨
When you wish for intelligence, logic, and driving skills but the wishing well grants you the embodiment of a middle manager instead. POOF! 💨
1 year ago
378
It's only a good idea when MY guy says it! The cognitive dissonance is strong with this one.
It's only a good idea when MY guy says it! The cognitive dissonance is strong with this one.
11 months ago
385
Me, explaining to my family why I named my stomach "Sir Loin of Beef" after they asked who keeps leaving bite marks in the roast.
Me, explaining to my family why I named my stomach "Sir Loin of Beef" after they asked who keeps leaving bite marks in the roast.
1 year ago
440
Spotted a man bun in the wild? Instantaneously transforms into a walking, talking trash bag emoji 🥷😂
Spotted a man bun in the wild? Instantaneously transforms into a walking, talking trash bag emoji 🥷😂
1 year ago
204
When you have a pregnancy scare after having sex without a condom and then she gets her period 😂
When you have a pregnancy scare after having sex without a condom and then she gets her period 😂
1 year ago
200
Facebook taught me two things: 1. There are some incredibly brilliant people in the world. 2. They're outnumbered by people who share minion memes and argue about politics in the comments section 😂
Facebook taught me two things: 1. There are some incredibly brilliant people in the world. 2. They're outnumbered by people who share minion memes and argue about politics in the comments section 😂
1 year ago
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When your partner finds out you left your Facebook open 😱. Time to face the music (or maybe just a very awkward dinner) 😬.
When your partner finds out you left your Facebook open 😱. Time to face the music (or maybe just a very awkward dinner) 😬.
1 year ago
442
Me trying to figure out the difference between there, their, and they're
Me trying to figure out the difference between there, their, and they're
1 year ago
240
When your console choices are tougher than your boss battles 🎮🤔
When your console choices are tougher than your boss battles 🎮🤔
1 year ago
405