Me trying to be polite when someone rings my doorbell during the Super Bowl.
Me trying to be polite when someone rings my doorbell during the Super Bowl.
1 year ago
187
Me taking my pet fish for a walk. 🐟🦅
Me taking my pet fish for a walk. ๐ŸŸ๐Ÿฆ…
1 year ago
192
When your job title defines your dating profile bio 😂
When your job title defines your dating profile bio ๐Ÿ˜‚
1 year ago
158
When you accidentally send your OnlyFans promo to your mom 😂
When you accidentally send your OnlyFans promo to your mom ๐Ÿ˜‚
1 year ago
180
Science vs Religion: One promises a cure, the other promises a miracle. Choose wisely 😂
Science vs Religion: One promises a cure, the other promises a miracle. Choose wisely ๐Ÿ˜‚
1 year ago
159
Can't a guy show his appreciation for a thorough examination? 😂
Can't a guy show his appreciation for a thorough examination? ๐Ÿ˜‚
10 months ago
161
When your kink is a little *too* specific 😂
When your kink is a little *too* specific ๐Ÿ˜‚
1 year ago
198
When 'giving up' turns into a staycation with benefits 🇫🇷😂
When 'giving up' turns into a staycation with benefits ๐Ÿ‡ซ๐Ÿ‡ท๐Ÿ˜‚
1 year ago
159
This bus stop ad measures your weight as you sit. Don’t worry, it doesn’t display it publicly. Just imagine the horror if it did 😂. #FitnessFirst #CleverAds #WeightLossMotivation
This bus stop ad measures your weight as you sit. Donโ€™t worry, it doesnโ€™t display it publicly. Just imagine the horror if it did ๐Ÿ˜‚. #FitnessFirst #CleverAds #WeightLossMotivation
1 year ago
177
When the internet goes from 0 to revolution in 3... 2... 1... 💥💻
When the internet goes from 0 to revolution in 3... 2... 1... ๐Ÿ’ฅ๐Ÿ’ป
1 year ago
167
When you accidentally press Alt+F4 during a boss fight 😂
When you accidentally press Alt+F4 during a boss fight ๐Ÿ˜‚
1 year ago
182
When your catfishing skills are top tier but karma is even higher! 😂🐟
When your catfishing skills are top tier but karma is even higher! ๐Ÿ˜‚๐ŸŸ
1 year ago
111
Me and the boys showing up to the AA meeting after getting sloshed: 🥂
Me and the boys showing up to the AA meeting after getting sloshed: ๐Ÿฅ‚
1 year ago
187
If the US government was a regular household they would be getting calls from creditors all day! 😂 #NationalDebt #BudgetCuts #Economy
If the US government was a regular household they would be getting calls from creditors all day! ๐Ÿ˜‚ #NationalDebt #BudgetCuts #Economy
1 year ago
95
Me justifying to myself why I need that new RTX 4090 😂
Me justifying to myself why I need that new RTX 4090 ๐Ÿ˜‚
1 year ago
199