Me trying to explain to my pets that the calming chews are for them, not me 😂
Me trying to explain to my pets that the calming chews are for them, not me ๐Ÿ˜‚
1 year ago
251
Me, in a wheelchair, seeing a sign that says "Today is the day we take the stairs": Well, challenge accepted! I mean, maybe not today... but definitely someday... or maybe not.
Me, in a wheelchair, seeing a sign that says "Today is the day we take the stairs": Well, challenge accepted! I mean, maybe not today... but definitely someday... or maybe not.
1 year ago
309
When the burger's so big, it serves you existential thoughts at no extra cost! 🍔🤯
When the burger's so big, it serves you existential thoughts at no extra cost! ๐Ÿ”๐Ÿคฏ
1 year ago
261
That's a lot of drugs!🔥 Cops 10 - Mexico 0 😂
That's a lot of drugs!๐Ÿ”ฅ Cops 10 - Mexico 0 ๐Ÿ˜‚
1 year ago
217
"Am I the only one you've ever been with?" 
"Yes. All the others were nines or tens." 
Me: 😂 I guess a solid 7 ain't so bad after all. #SolidSeven
"Am I the only one you've ever been with?" "Yes. All the others were nines or tens." Me: ๐Ÿ˜‚ I guess a solid 7 ain't so bad after all. #SolidSeven
1 year ago
235
When getting an "A" isn't something to celebrate
When getting an "A" isn't something to celebrate
1 year ago
311
When avoiding taxes makes you a tax-financed celebrity! 💀🙈
When avoiding taxes makes you a tax-financed celebrity! ๐Ÿ’€๐Ÿ™ˆ
1 year ago
180
POV: it's summer break and you don't have a pool so you improvise ๐Ÿ˜‚
1 year ago
216
When your dad says you're finally ready for the Empire's 'Bring Your Kid to Work Day' 🌌🤖
When your dad says you're finally ready for the Empire's 'Bring Your Kid to Work Day' ๐ŸŒŒ๐Ÿค–
1 year ago
146
Ever wonder how the Bible ended up in every hotel room? It was a divine business negotiation. 🤝
Ever wonder how the Bible ended up in every hotel room? It was a divine business negotiation. ๐Ÿค
1 month ago
81
When the doctor has the darkest sense of humor... and the worst possible news. 😬
When the doctor has the darkest sense of humor... and the worst possible news. ๐Ÿ˜ฌ
10 months ago
205
When you realize that the spacing between the trees are just more faces staring at you. 💀
When you realize that the spacing between the trees are just more faces staring at you. ๐Ÿ’€
1 year ago
308
When Uranus brings the heat 💥🔥
When Uranus brings the heat ๐Ÿ’ฅ๐Ÿ”ฅ
1 year ago
315
Bro, some things can just stay in the group chat. 😅
Bro, some things can just stay in the group chat. ๐Ÿ˜…
11 months ago
296
When you take the advice 'follow your dreams' a little too literally... and the law gets involved. 😬
When you take the advice 'follow your dreams' a little too literally... and the law gets involved. ๐Ÿ˜ฌ
4 months ago
259