My resume is just a fancy way of saying 'I've made a lot of mistakes, but I'm hoping you won't notice.' 😂
My resume is just a fancy way of saying 'I've made a lot of mistakes, but I'm hoping you won't notice.' ๐Ÿ˜‚
1 year ago
249
Just trying to find some affordable help with home improvement projects. Nothing to see here. 😂
Just trying to find some affordable help with home improvement projects. Nothing to see here. ๐Ÿ˜‚
11 months ago
292
When you ask for caramel apples, but life gives you caramel onions 😂🧅🍎
When you ask for caramel apples, but life gives you caramel onions ๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿง…๐ŸŽ
1 year ago
144
When you realize adulting is just one long sleepover you can't get picked up from. Send help! 😩
When you realize adulting is just one long sleepover you can't get picked up from. Send help! ๐Ÿ˜ฉ
10 months ago
295
When you try to slide into the DMs of your crush's hot cousin 😂
When you try to slide into the DMs of your crush's hot cousin ๐Ÿ˜‚
1 year ago
274
When you try to be poetic but your brain has already clocked out for the day.  microwave. 🤷‍♂️
When you try to be poetic but your brain has already clocked out for the day. microwave. ๐Ÿคทโ€โ™‚๏ธ
10 months ago
192
When you ask your mom for money and she says "Ask your dad" and then your dad says "Ask your mom" and you end up homeless.
When you ask your mom for money and she says "Ask your dad" and then your dad says "Ask your mom" and you end up homeless.
1 year ago
229
When Gen X solves puzzles like everything else: with a side of existential crisis 🍏🔪😅
When Gen X solves puzzles like everything else: with a side of existential crisis ๐Ÿ๐Ÿ”ช๐Ÿ˜…
1 year ago
288
When the dorm wifi is called Carrotnet and you get rickrolled by carrots instead of Rick Astley.🥕
When the dorm wifi is called Carrotnet and you get rickrolled by carrots instead of Rick Astley.๐Ÿฅ•
1 year ago
250
iMac: Now a cozy, purrfectly-sized cat bed.  😹 Who needs to browse the internet when you can browse cat naps? 💻➡️😴
iMac: Now a cozy, purrfectly-sized cat bed. ๐Ÿ˜น Who needs to browse the internet when you can browse cat naps? ๐Ÿ’ปโžก๏ธ๐Ÿ˜ด
1 year ago
140
People born before 1990 be like: "I can program the VCR and identify my gender, what more do you need?"
People born before 1990 be like: "I can program the VCR and identify my gender, what more do you need?"
1 year ago
258
When you need extra grip in life, stick it to 'em! 🚿💥
When you need extra grip in life, stick it to 'em! ๐Ÿšฟ๐Ÿ’ฅ
1 year ago
226
Me and the boys carrying the weight of our responsibilities.
Me and the boys carrying the weight of our responsibilities.
1 year ago
178
Obama really said "HOPE" you like this Dope 🔥
Obama really said "HOPE" you like this Dope ๐Ÿ”ฅ
1 year ago
227
The gritty, industrial reality behind the magic of Christmas. Don't let your kids see how the sausage is made. 🏭🎁
The gritty, industrial reality behind the magic of Christmas. Don't let your kids see how the sausage is made. ๐Ÿญ๐ŸŽ
9 months ago
305