When she says “two checks please” 😭😭😭
When she says โ€œtwo checks pleaseโ€ ๐Ÿ˜ญ๐Ÿ˜ญ๐Ÿ˜ญ
1 year ago
232
When someone asks why non-Muslims aren't allowed in Mecca🤔
When someone asks why non-Muslims aren't allowed in Mecca๐Ÿค”
1 year ago
226
When you're on Wheel of Fortune and the puzzle is "BANKRUPT" 💸😂
When you're on Wheel of Fortune and the puzzle is "BANKRUPT" ๐Ÿ’ธ๐Ÿ˜‚
1 year ago
161
When you win the race but lose your pants ๐Ÿ˜‚ #F1 #ValenciaGP #RedBull
1 year ago
212
When you water your plants but are worried they might grow up to be weeds 😂
When you water your plants but are worried they might grow up to be weeds ๐Ÿ˜‚
1 year ago
160
Enroll now in Breivik's Swim School: Where sinking is not an option (or is it?). 🏊💀
Enroll now in Breivik's Swim School: Where sinking is not an option (or is it?). ๐ŸŠ๐Ÿ’€
1 year ago
169
I child-proofed my house, but they still get in. 

Me: *calls child protective services on MYSELF* 🤪
I child-proofed my house, but they still get in. Me: *calls child protective services on MYSELF* ๐Ÿคช
1 year ago
224
Finally, a pizza I can sleep with and not feel guilty about afterwards 😋
Finally, a pizza I can sleep with and not feel guilty about afterwards ๐Ÿ˜‹
1 year ago
247
Me after scrolling through the internet for 8 hours straight (If you know what I mean 😏)
Me after scrolling through the internet for 8 hours straight (If you know what I mean ๐Ÿ˜)
1 year ago
172
When you try to roast someone, but it comes out wrong 😂
When you try to roast someone, but it comes out wrong ๐Ÿ˜‚
1 year ago
127
Me trying to measure my gains after NNN
Me trying to measure my gains after NNN
1 year ago
178
When you get pulled over and your friend puts on their troll face and says "Problem officer?"
When you get pulled over and your friend puts on their troll face and says "Problem officer?"
1 year ago
209
My brain's spam filter is working perfectly. 🍺😂
My brain's spam filter is working perfectly. ๐Ÿบ๐Ÿ˜‚
1 year ago
216
Me trying to explain to my friends why Linux is superior: "It's what's on the inside that counts...and on the outside too, I guess."
Me trying to explain to my friends why Linux is superior: "It's what's on the inside that counts...and on the outside too, I guess."
1 year ago
132
The duality of parental concern. One brings the love ❤️, the other brings the suspicion 🧐.
The duality of parental concern. One brings the love โค๏ธ, the other brings the suspicion ๐Ÿง.
10 months ago
299