Me: "Mom can I play just for a few minutes?" 
Mom: "OK"
Hours later...
Me: "Mom can I play just for a few minutes?" Mom: "OK" Hours later...
1 year ago
195
When you describe yourself as intelligent and cultured, but your dating profile screams otherwise 😂
When you describe yourself as intelligent and cultured, but your dating profile screams otherwise ๐Ÿ˜‚
1 year ago
141
Me trying to figure out if I'm shortsighted or not: 🤔
Me trying to figure out if I'm shortsighted or not: ๐Ÿค”
1 year ago
126
Me watching the TV when my favorite character is about to get beaten up: ๐ŸฅŠ
1 year ago
139
When your only plan on a desert island involves a catapult! 😼🏝️🚀
When your only plan on a desert island involves a catapult! ๐Ÿ˜ผ๐Ÿ๏ธ๐Ÿš€
1 year ago
161
Guess I'm a far-right extremist for touching grass and reading books 🤷‍♂️
Guess I'm a far-right extremist for touching grass and reading books ๐Ÿคทโ€โ™‚๏ธ
11 months ago
180
Apple: We totally invented "slide to unlock" 😂
Apple: We totally invented "slide to unlock" ๐Ÿ˜‚
1 year ago
179
When the pumpkin plans don't match the execution 🎃😱🤣
When the pumpkin plans don't match the execution ๐ŸŽƒ๐Ÿ˜ฑ๐Ÿคฃ
1 year ago
121
My whole life has been a lie. I thought the Pyramids were in the middle of a vast desert, not right next to the city. 🤯
My whole life has been a lie. I thought the Pyramids were in the middle of a vast desert, not right next to the city. ๐Ÿคฏ
6 months ago
210
Forget romantic comedies, this is what true love on Valentine's Day looks like. 🎮❤️
Forget romantic comedies, this is what true love on Valentine's Day looks like. ๐ŸŽฎโค๏ธ
2 months ago
186
Me trying to make healthy choices by only eating the chocolate covered bacon 🥓🍫
Me trying to make healthy choices by only eating the chocolate covered bacon ๐Ÿฅ“๐Ÿซ
1 year ago
232
Yo dawg, I heard you like Xzibit, so I put an Xzibit in your Xzibit so you can exhibit Xzibit while you Xzibit.
Yo dawg, I heard you like Xzibit, so I put an Xzibit in your Xzibit so you can exhibit Xzibit while you Xzibit.
1 year ago
223
🍳 Breaking Eggs for Equality! Google's grand strategy for diversity: making the salad emoji safe for vegans 🌿😂 #EgglessRevolution #TechHumor
๐Ÿณ Breaking Eggs for Equality! Google's grand strategy for diversity: making the salad emoji safe for vegans ๐ŸŒฟ๐Ÿ˜‚ #EgglessRevolution #TechHumor
1 year ago
166
Me trying to explain to my financial advisor why I put all my savings into Dogecoin 😂
Me trying to explain to my financial advisor why I put all my savings into Dogecoin ๐Ÿ˜‚
1 year ago
115
Me pretending to be surprised when my dreams don't come true after wishing on a dead star 💀
Me pretending to be surprised when my dreams don't come true after wishing on a dead star ๐Ÿ’€
1 year ago
224