Me trying to be sexy after six oysters and three beers 🦪🍺
Me trying to be sexy after six oysters and three beers ๐Ÿฆช๐Ÿบ
1 year ago
142
When you try to hit a home run but you're living in an Amish paradise. A schwing and a miss!
When you try to hit a home run but you're living in an Amish paradise. A schwing and a miss!
10 months ago
294
The founding fathers were like, "Let's add some mystery to this dollar bill. A pyramid with an eye, some Latin motto, and boom – instant conspiracy theories for centuries to come!" 👁️⃤
The founding fathers were like, "Let's add some mystery to this dollar bill. A pyramid with an eye, some Latin motto, and boom โ€“ instant conspiracy theories for centuries to come!" ๐Ÿ‘๏ธโƒค
1 year ago
136
Me and my homies delegating all our brainpower to the professionals so we can enjoy Hot Girl Summer without a single thought. 😎
Me and my homies delegating all our brainpower to the professionals so we can enjoy Hot Girl Summer without a single thought. ๐Ÿ˜Ž
1 year ago
301
Back when vampires were all blood and no romance 🧛‍♂️💉😂
Back when vampires were all blood and no romance ๐Ÿง›โ€โ™‚๏ธ๐Ÿ’‰๐Ÿ˜‚
1 year ago
261
Stalking IRL: Creepy. Stalking on Facebook: Jackpot! 😂  It's not creepy if it's through a screen, right? 👀
Stalking IRL: Creepy. Stalking on Facebook: Jackpot! ๐Ÿ˜‚ It's not creepy if it's through a screen, right? ๐Ÿ‘€
1 year ago
231
When your friend says "I only smoke the finest Lego grown herbs 🌿"
When your friend says "I only smoke the finest Lego grown herbs ๐ŸŒฟ"
1 year ago
157
When science class meets meme magic! ☀️😎
When science class meets meme magic! โ˜€๏ธ๐Ÿ˜Ž
1 year ago
243
Me trying to figure out how to use a Wii for the first time 😂
Me trying to figure out how to use a Wii for the first time ๐Ÿ˜‚
1 year ago
304
Colombian protestor activates his shield and becomes Captain South America. He is now ready to fight for his beliefs 🛡️🇨🇴
Colombian protestor activates his shield and becomes Captain South America. He is now ready to fight for his beliefs ๐Ÿ›ก๏ธ๐Ÿ‡จ๐Ÿ‡ด
1 year ago
225
Me trying to cancel my student loans
Me trying to cancel my student loans
1 year ago
186
Even Jesus has his limits, and that limit is basic autumn drink requests. 🎃☕
Even Jesus has his limits, and that limit is basic autumn drink requests. ๐ŸŽƒโ˜•
10 months ago
326
Some things you can't unsee, even with an invisibility cloak. Harry is scarred for life. 😭
Some things you can't unsee, even with an invisibility cloak. Harry is scarred for life. ๐Ÿ˜ญ
4 months ago
195
When you gotta make sure your toddler doesn't wander off... but make it fashion! 😂
When you gotta make sure your toddler doesn't wander off... but make it fashion! ๐Ÿ˜‚
1 year ago
264
POV: You're a penguin realizing the beach isn't a giant snow pile and you're hundreds of miles off course 🐧🏖️
POV: You're a penguin realizing the beach isn't a giant snow pile and you're hundreds of miles off course ๐Ÿง๐Ÿ–๏ธ
1 year ago
235