The Terminator after realizing being a babysitter is harder than saving mankind: I won't be back 🤖👶👧
The Terminator after realizing being a babysitter is harder than saving mankind: I won't be back ๐Ÿค–๐Ÿ‘ถ๐Ÿ‘ง
1 year ago
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This tweet just solved an 80-year-old mystery about the Batsuit, and honestly, it makes perfect sense. 💀
This tweet just solved an 80-year-old mystery about the Batsuit, and honestly, it makes perfect sense. ๐Ÿ’€
9 months ago
221
When your brain says no, but your friends say YOLO 😂💡
When your brain says no, but your friends say YOLO ๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ’ก
1 year ago
206
Me trying to explain to my friends that big booties don't mean you're fat 😂
Me trying to explain to my friends that big booties don't mean you're fat ๐Ÿ˜‚
1 year ago
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When the church sign guy needs a divine spell-check 🙏😆
When the church sign guy needs a divine spell-check ๐Ÿ™๐Ÿ˜†
1 year ago
243
When you were born to fire arrows, but now you're forced to fire off emails with "per my last message..."
When you were born to fire arrows, but now you're forced to fire off emails with "per my last message..."
1 year ago
185
I don't always have network problems… but when I do, I blame the hamsters powering the servers.
I don't always have network problemsโ€ฆ but when I do, I blame the hamsters powering the servers.
1 year ago
165
When you finally realize why you're 'different' at school 😂🤦‍♂️
When you finally realize why you're 'different' at school ๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿคฆโ€โ™‚๏ธ
1 year ago
269
Women: Masters of the decision-making flowchart! 👠👜🥂
Women: Masters of the decision-making flowchart! ๐Ÿ‘ ๐Ÿ‘œ๐Ÿฅ‚
1 year ago
191
Jesus: "Stop! Hammer time!" 😂
Jesus: "Stop! Hammer time!" ๐Ÿ˜‚
1 year ago
190
👗 Women see style, men see... well, you know! 😏
๐Ÿ‘— Women see style, men see... well, you know! ๐Ÿ˜
1 year ago
232
When you find an apparent plot hole in the best-selling book of all time. 😂
When you find an apparent plot hole in the best-selling book of all time. ๐Ÿ˜‚
4 months ago
196
Linux doesn't ask for permission to shut down, it just does. No questions asked. 🐧🔫
Linux doesn't ask for permission to shut down, it just does. No questions asked. ๐Ÿง๐Ÿ”ซ
4 months ago
166
When you're minding your own business on the bus and suddenly... ๐Ÿ‘€๐Ÿ˜ณ๐Ÿ˜‚ #BusRideFromHell #UnexpectedMoments #Awkward
1 year ago
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Me trying to convince myself that getting fired was a good thing
Me trying to convince myself that getting fired was a good thing
1 year ago
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