When you and your best friend decide to go as Bender and Zoidberg for Halloween 🤖🐙
When you and your best friend decide to go as Bender and Zoidberg for Halloween ๐Ÿค–๐Ÿ™
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🤔 If olive oil is made from olives, then what is baby oil made from? Crushed babies? 😱
๐Ÿค” If olive oil is made from olives, then what is baby oil made from? Crushed babies? ๐Ÿ˜ฑ
1 year ago
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Me when the teacher says the pledge of allegiance is voluntary and asks what country we want to move to if we don’t like America: 🇺🇸🦅
Me when the teacher says the pledge of allegiance is voluntary and asks what country we want to move to if we donโ€™t like America: ๐Ÿ‡บ๐Ÿ‡ธ๐Ÿฆ…
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When your vodka game is so strong, it evolves into a geopolitical sport! 🔥🥃
When your vodka game is so strong, it evolves into a geopolitical sport! ๐Ÿ”ฅ๐Ÿฅƒ
1 year ago
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Me sneaking my snacks into the movies so I don't have to sell my organs to buy their food 😂
Me sneaking my snacks into the movies so I don't have to sell my organs to buy their food ๐Ÿ˜‚
1 year ago
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When you take 'tablet wars' too literally! 😂💻
When you take 'tablet wars' too literally! ๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ’ป
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When you and your friend both get the same Halloween costume but try to style it differently 😂
When you and your friend both get the same Halloween costume but try to style it differently ๐Ÿ˜‚
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Papa Bear and Mama Bear are gonna be shocked when they find out who's been sleeping in Baby Bear's bed 😂
Papa Bear and Mama Bear are gonna be shocked when they find out who's been sleeping in Baby Bear's bed ๐Ÿ˜‚
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Me pretending to be a hard worker after pulling an all-nighter
Me pretending to be a hard worker after pulling an all-nighter
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Dr. Evil explains modern economics. 😂
Dr. Evil explains modern economics. ๐Ÿ˜‚
1 year ago
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When you bring a knife to a tank fight, but still win 💪🇫🇮
When you bring a knife to a tank fight, but still win ๐Ÿ’ช๐Ÿ‡ซ๐Ÿ‡ฎ
1 year ago
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Me trying to explain to the officer that if he caught me speeding, he was also speeding 😂
Me trying to explain to the officer that if he caught me speeding, he was also speeding ๐Ÿ˜‚
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Pakistan, France and the UK walk into a bar. The bartender asks: "What can I get for you fellas?" They reply, "We're looking for the Islamic countries with nukes meeting."
Pakistan, France and the UK walk into a bar. The bartender asks: "What can I get for you fellas?" They reply, "We're looking for the Islamic countries with nukes meeting."
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It's a bird! It's a plane! No, it's Titanic Man soaring on the city streets! ๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿšข
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Mixing genres 📚😅: When you can't decide between ancient tales and tragic history!
Mixing genres ๐Ÿ“š๐Ÿ˜…: When you can't decide between ancient tales and tragic history!
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