The difference between saying you're a genius and actually being one. Humility is a vibe. 🎸
The difference between saying you're a genius and actually being one. Humility is a vibe. ๐ŸŽธ
9 months ago
328
When you accidentally walk into the Predator convention instead of the Priests' convention. 😬
When you accidentally walk into the Predator convention instead of the Priests' convention. ๐Ÿ˜ฌ
1 year ago
187
When you're Hitler's bodyguard and you hear a BZZZZAP outside his door at 3 AM: 👁️👄👁️
When you're Hitler's bodyguard and you hear a BZZZZAP outside his door at 3 AM: ๐Ÿ‘๏ธ๐Ÿ‘„๐Ÿ‘๏ธ
1 year ago
114
When the NPC is surprisingly wholesome 😭
When the NPC is surprisingly wholesome ๐Ÿ˜ญ
1 year ago
391
When adulthood means reliving your best childhood days 🎮🍕#ForeverYoung
When adulthood means reliving your best childhood days ๐ŸŽฎ๐Ÿ•#ForeverYoung
1 year ago
219
This map perfectly sums up my San Francisco bubble.  Now, where did I put my America's Hat?
This map perfectly sums up my San Francisco bubble. Now, where did I put my America's Hat?
1 year ago
216
When her bio is a perfect mix of nerdy and flirty. This is definitely wife material. 💍
When her bio is a perfect mix of nerdy and flirty. This is definitely wife material. ๐Ÿ’
8 months ago
346
Me trying to figure out if I'm shortsighted or not: 🤔
Me trying to figure out if I'm shortsighted or not: ๐Ÿค”
1 year ago
128
Me trying to squeeze into any parking spot, and still end up looking like I hit 3 cars on the way in.
Me trying to squeeze into any parking spot, and still end up looking like I hit 3 cars on the way in.
1 year ago
133
Me when someone asks why I crossed the road to get more chicken: BECAUSE YOU DIDN'T FUCKING COOK IT!!🐔🔥
Me when someone asks why I crossed the road to get more chicken: BECAUSE YOU DIDN'T FUCKING COOK IT!!๐Ÿ”๐Ÿ”ฅ
1 year ago
201
When you've been single for too long and start questioning your life choices 🐷🌕
When you've been single for too long and start questioning your life choices ๐Ÿท๐ŸŒ•
1 year ago
224
When you realize downloading isn't as sexy as it sounds 😅🎶
When you realize downloading isn't as sexy as it sounds ๐Ÿ˜…๐ŸŽถ
1 year ago
365
Enjoy Capitalism™ - now available in a refreshing, exploitative flavor.
Enjoy Capitalismโ„ข - now available in a refreshing, exploitative flavor.
1 year ago
299
When you blame Disney but realize you played yourself 😂🤔
When you blame Disney but realize you played yourself ๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿค”
1 year ago
216
When your RPG character is maxed out, but real life needs some patch updates 🧙‍♂️✨
When your RPG character is maxed out, but real life needs some patch updates ๐Ÿง™โ€โ™‚๏ธโœจ
1 year ago
151