Me trying to explain to my friends that big booties don't mean you're fat 😂
Me trying to explain to my friends that big booties don't mean you're fat ๐Ÿ˜‚
1 year ago
212
Me after paying my taxes and waiting for the roads to be fixed 😂
Me after paying my taxes and waiting for the roads to be fixed ๐Ÿ˜‚
1 year ago
187
Me trying to figure out if my steak is medium rare using advanced technology 😂
Me trying to figure out if my steak is medium rare using advanced technology ๐Ÿ˜‚
1 year ago
241
Step 1: Find your doppelganger. Step 2: Have sex with your doppelganger. Step 3: Kill your doppelganger before they kill you.  Step 4: Profit? 🤔
Step 1: Find your doppelganger. Step 2: Have sex with your doppelganger. Step 3: Kill your doppelganger before they kill you. Step 4: Profit? ๐Ÿค”
1 year ago
303
When you're broke but still want to make a statement 😂
When you're broke but still want to make a statement ๐Ÿ˜‚
1 year ago
479
Me after learning you sleep on your belly: 👅
Me after learning you sleep on your belly: ๐Ÿ‘…
1 year ago
224
He thought the 'no more Indian food' argument was a checkmate... he was wrong. 💀
He thought the 'no more Indian food' argument was a checkmate... he was wrong. ๐Ÿ’€
1 year ago
470
When the customer is always right...except when they are wrong, which is always 😂
When the customer is always right...except when they are wrong, which is always ๐Ÿ˜‚
1 year ago
232
When you're so confident in your phone, you make a life bet 📱😅
When you're so confident in your phone, you make a life bet ๐Ÿ“ฑ๐Ÿ˜…
1 year ago
360
When you order a pepperoni pizza and get only 3 pepperonis. I guess, my pizza is now A6 of Pepperonis.
When you order a pepperoni pizza and get only 3 pepperonis. I guess, my pizza is now A6 of Pepperonis.
1 year ago
369
PC users dressed in suits. Mac users are casual. Amiga users are hardcore! 🤘
PC users dressed in suits. Mac users are casual. Amiga users are hardcore! ๐Ÿค˜
1 year ago
277
When you think you've escaped being a 'homemaking slave' only to become a corporate slave with a 15-minute break. The illusion of freedom is real. 🥲
When you think you've escaped being a 'homemaking slave' only to become a corporate slave with a 15-minute break. The illusion of freedom is real. ๐Ÿฅฒ
2 months ago
183
When you want to combine classic board games with history: Jewmanji! 😂
When you want to combine classic board games with history: Jewmanji! ๐Ÿ˜‚
1 year ago
376
When you try to ruin his fun with science, but he remains unfazed and probably even more committed. 😂
When you try to ruin his fun with science, but he remains unfazed and probably even more committed. ๐Ÿ˜‚
2 months ago
200
My doctor told me to start parking in the handicapped spot… He didn’t specify how. 😂
My doctor told me to start parking in the handicapped spotโ€ฆ He didnโ€™t specify how. ๐Ÿ˜‚
1 year ago
437