🍷 When the recipe calls for one cup of wine, but the chef drinks the whole bottle 😂🍲
๐Ÿท When the recipe calls for one cup of wine, but the chef drinks the whole bottle ๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿฒ
1 year ago
127
Me trying to peel a lemon like an orange so I don't have to cut it 🍋
Me trying to peel a lemon like an orange so I don't have to cut it ๐Ÿ‹
1 year ago
285
When card games and geography class collide! 🎴🌍
When card games and geography class collide! ๐ŸŽด๐ŸŒ
1 year ago
317
When you ask God for relationship advice and he calls you out on your bad habits. 💀
When you ask God for relationship advice and he calls you out on your bad habits. ๐Ÿ’€
4 months ago
208
When you shoot your shot, but the popcorn stand isn't having it! 🍿😂
When you shoot your shot, but the popcorn stand isn't having it! ๐Ÿฟ๐Ÿ˜‚
1 year ago
215
Me trying to disprove this fact and ending up on the floor after 5 taps: 😵
Me trying to disprove this fact and ending up on the floor after 5 taps: ๐Ÿ˜ต
1 year ago
133
Finally, a plumber who understands the concept of "anytime after 5:00 p.m. on a weekday" 😂
Finally, a plumber who understands the concept of "anytime after 5:00 p.m. on a weekday" ๐Ÿ˜‚
1 year ago
188
Of all the problems to have with this recipe, 'too floury' is certainly a choice. 🤢
Of all the problems to have with this recipe, 'too floury' is certainly a choice. ๐Ÿคข
1 month ago
94
My mother-in-law threw "The Exorcist" into the ocean because it was too evil. So naturally, I bought another copy, made it damp, and left it in her nightstand.😈
My mother-in-law threw "The Exorcist" into the ocean because it was too evil. So naturally, I bought another copy, made it damp, and left it in her nightstand.๐Ÿ˜ˆ
1 year ago
238
When you think you're shutting down unwanted advances but you're actually just a charger thief. The next shift is going to be awkward. 😬
When you think you're shutting down unwanted advances but you're actually just a charger thief. The next shift is going to be awkward. ๐Ÿ˜ฌ
5 months ago
318
When you tell your dad a joke so bad, even you don’t get it 😂
When you tell your dad a joke so bad, even you donโ€™t get it ๐Ÿ˜‚
1 year ago
246
When you try to split the check, and things get a little too personal... 🤦‍♂️👑🍷
When you try to split the check, and things get a little too personal... ๐Ÿคฆโ€โ™‚๏ธ๐Ÿ‘‘๐Ÿท
1 year ago
194
Me trying to remember the broadcast MAC address after completing my CCNA course. 🤯
Me trying to remember the broadcast MAC address after completing my CCNA course. ๐Ÿคฏ
1 year ago
226
Dogs vs Cats: a love story 🐾❤️😂
Dogs vs Cats: a love story ๐Ÿพโค๏ธ๐Ÿ˜‚
1 year ago
257
When you accidentally teach your kids that terrorism = anything bad
When you accidentally teach your kids that terrorism = anything bad
1 year ago
217