Someone's about to become a single father before the baby is even born. 😒
Someone's about to become a single father before the baby is even born. ๐Ÿ˜’
7 months ago
387
My lawyer just doesn't understand the burden of being a vigilante and signing boring legal documents. 🦇
My lawyer just doesn't understand the burden of being a vigilante and signing boring legal documents. ๐Ÿฆ‡
11 months ago
235
When you order a 10,000 calorie sandwich but you're also on a diet. It's all about balance. 😂
When you order a 10,000 calorie sandwich but you're also on a diet. It's all about balance. ๐Ÿ˜‚
2 months ago
200
When you win the race but lose your pants ๐Ÿ˜‚ #F1 #ValenciaGP #RedBull
1 year ago
288
When bubble tea goes from a drink to an experience 😂🧋
When bubble tea goes from a drink to an experience ๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿง‹
1 year ago
201
When Guitar Hero gets TOO real! 🎸💥
When Guitar Hero gets TOO real! ๐ŸŽธ๐Ÿ’ฅ
1 year ago
304
When the architect says "I've got an idea for the fire escape" 🤔😂
When the architect says "I've got an idea for the fire escape" ๐Ÿค”๐Ÿ˜‚
1 year ago
289
Me trying to be smooth and failing miserably 😂
Me trying to be smooth and failing miserably ๐Ÿ˜‚
1 year ago
301
This is my dog. He's licensed to kill... boredom. 😂
This is my dog. He's licensed to kill... boredom. ๐Ÿ˜‚
1 year ago
442
A quick guide to personal space in Europe. Rule for Finland: if you can see them, you're already too close. 🇫🇮
A quick guide to personal space in Europe. Rule for Finland: if you can see them, you're already too close. ๐Ÿ‡ซ๐Ÿ‡ฎ
2 months ago
171
When you describe yourself as intelligent and cultured, but your dating profile screams otherwise 😂
When you describe yourself as intelligent and cultured, but your dating profile screams otherwise ๐Ÿ˜‚
1 year ago
197
Mastercard: Freedom of speech? Priceless. Also Mastercard: There are some things money can't buy. For everything else there's Mastercard.
Mastercard: Freedom of speech? Priceless. Also Mastercard: There are some things money can't buy. For everything else there's Mastercard.
1 year ago
168
Taking calls from world leaders on the new secure line. Seems legit. 📞😂
Taking calls from world leaders on the new secure line. Seems legit. ๐Ÿ“ž๐Ÿ˜‚
1 year ago
363
When your coworker keeps stealing your chair, time for some harmless revenge 😂
When your coworker keeps stealing your chair, time for some harmless revenge ๐Ÿ˜‚
1 year ago
336
Obama's Guide to Winning a Nobel Peace Prize: Step 1: Launch missiles. Step 2: ??? Step 3: Profit.
Obama's Guide to Winning a Nobel Peace Prize: Step 1: Launch missiles. Step 2: ??? Step 3: Profit.
1 year ago
271