Forget 'cool as a cucumber', I AM the cucumber now. Peak relaxation has been achieved. 🥒🧘
Forget 'cool as a cucumber', I AM the cucumber now. Peak relaxation has been achieved. ๐Ÿฅ’๐Ÿง˜
1 year ago
202
When you're supposed to be saving the kingdom but get distracted by the royal assets. 🍑
When you're supposed to be saving the kingdom but get distracted by the royal assets. ๐Ÿ‘
6 months ago
265
When the insurance company asks how your house caught on fire during a flood... you just gotta play dumb. 🔥💧
When the insurance company asks how your house caught on fire during a flood... you just gotta play dumb. ๐Ÿ”ฅ๐Ÿ’ง
7 months ago
476
Me when someone asks if I want my eggs scrambled, over easy or poached. I SAID SOFT BOILED!!!
Me when someone asks if I want my eggs scrambled, over easy or poached. I SAID SOFT BOILED!!!
1 year ago
221
When you realize the dentist's website has more pictures of the staff than actual dental work examples 😬.  Is this a dental clinic or a modeling agency? 🤔
When you realize the dentist's website has more pictures of the staff than actual dental work examples ๐Ÿ˜ฌ. Is this a dental clinic or a modeling agency? ๐Ÿค”
1 year ago
234
Democrats performing CPR on Racism: "Don't you die on me, you bastard! We still need to use you!"
Democrats performing CPR on Racism: "Don't you die on me, you bastard! We still need to use you!"
1 year ago
198
When your jokes need a special permit to be understood 🍽️😂 #NotForEveryone
When your jokes need a special permit to be understood ๐Ÿฝ๏ธ๐Ÿ˜‚ #NotForEveryone
1 year ago
289
This mug is perfect for when you need a little extra motivation to finish your coffee. Or, you know, when you're just feeling a little bit dramatic 😂
This mug is perfect for when you need a little extra motivation to finish your coffee. Or, you know, when you're just feeling a little bit dramatic ๐Ÿ˜‚
1 year ago
238
Me pretending I got a haircut when in reality, I just haven’t showered in 3 days
Me pretending I got a haircut when in reality, I just havenโ€™t showered in 3 days
1 year ago
246
Me trying to explain my crazy hair day 👽
Me trying to explain my crazy hair day ๐Ÿ‘ฝ
1 year ago
247
When you're financially supportive... by being moral support! 😂💸
When you're financially supportive... by being moral support! ๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ’ธ
1 year ago
233
When the boys arrive and the party gets lit 🔥🎉
When the boys arrive and the party gets lit ๐Ÿ”ฅ๐ŸŽ‰
1 year ago
147
Meme
1 year ago
253
Me trying to be friendly before my morning coffee 😠
Me trying to be friendly before my morning coffee ๐Ÿ˜ 
1 year ago
167
Nailed it! Just like how I nailed my last exam 😂
Nailed it! Just like how I nailed my last exam ๐Ÿ˜‚
1 year ago
275