When you take "weapon of mass destruction" walks too literally 😂
When you take "weapon of mass destruction" walks too literally ๐Ÿ˜‚
1 year ago
121
This is not okay.  Consent is everything. 🤔
This is not okay. Consent is everything. ๐Ÿค”
1 year ago
105
Me trying to pee with a boner 😂
Me trying to pee with a boner ๐Ÿ˜‚
1 year ago
86
Me when my friend reveals the song she sings while taking a shower: 😱
Me when my friend reveals the song she sings while taking a shower: ๐Ÿ˜ฑ
1 year ago
127
Me trying to impress my crush by doing a wheelie: ๐Ÿค•
1 year ago
93
One represents tradition and class, the other one is the real love story.
One represents tradition and class, the other one is the real love story.
1 year ago
119
When you mistake Facebook for Google and accidentally share your unusual vagina smell with the entire world 😂. Anyone know how to delete a life?
When you mistake Facebook for Google and accidentally share your unusual vagina smell with the entire world ๐Ÿ˜‚. Anyone know how to delete a life?
1 year ago
146
When swans decide it's a prime day for a city tour 🦢🚣‍♂️
When swans decide it's a prime day for a city tour ๐Ÿฆข๐Ÿšฃโ€โ™‚๏ธ
1 year ago
144
"Am I the only one you've ever been with?" 
"Yes. All the others were nines or tens." 
Me: 😂 I guess a solid 7 ain't so bad after all. #SolidSeven
"Am I the only one you've ever been with?" "Yes. All the others were nines or tens." Me: ๐Ÿ˜‚ I guess a solid 7 ain't so bad after all. #SolidSeven
1 year ago
115
When you choose brutal honesty over having a place to live. Totally worth it. 🤣
When you choose brutal honesty over having a place to live. Totally worth it. ๐Ÿคฃ
2 months ago
124
Government be like: "We're cooking up some solutions!" 🤣 Meanwhile, the people are getting fried. 🥵
Government be like: "We're cooking up some solutions!" ๐Ÿคฃ Meanwhile, the people are getting fried. ๐Ÿฅต
1 year ago
133
POV: you boop the snoot ๐Ÿถ
1 year ago
159
When your lions and crowns game is strong, but one lion prefers dancing! 🦁🇸🇪🇳🇴🇩🇰🇫🇮
When your lions and crowns game is strong, but one lion prefers dancing! ๐Ÿฆ๐Ÿ‡ธ๐Ÿ‡ช๐Ÿ‡ณ๐Ÿ‡ด๐Ÿ‡ฉ๐Ÿ‡ฐ๐Ÿ‡ซ๐Ÿ‡ฎ
1 year ago
52
Me trying to explain dark humor to people who get offended easily 😂
Me trying to explain dark humor to people who get offended easily ๐Ÿ˜‚
1 year ago
89
When your math homework says "show your work":
When your math homework says "show your work":
1 year ago
67