Me trying to explain to my earth parents that I identify as a martian 😂👽
Me trying to explain to my earth parents that I identify as a martian ๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ‘ฝ
1 year ago
302
When you take the advice 'follow your dreams' a little too literally... and the law gets involved. 😬
When you take the advice 'follow your dreams' a little too literally... and the law gets involved. ๐Ÿ˜ฌ
6 months ago
370
When you are on the phone with your mom and suddenly the kiss cam appears ๐Ÿ˜‚
1 year ago
346
She's about to enter a whole new dimension of disappointment 😂
She's about to enter a whole new dimension of disappointment ๐Ÿ˜‚
1 year ago
186
It's a ruff race out there ๐Ÿ•๐ŸŽ
1 year ago
303
When your love life requires as much planning as a group project 😂📚
When your love life requires as much planning as a group project ๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ“š
1 year ago
384
Breaking: Scientists discover the only true consequence of legalizing gay marriage: gay people getting married! 💍💒🎉
Breaking: Scientists discover the only true consequence of legalizing gay marriage: gay people getting married! ๐Ÿ’๐Ÿ’’๐ŸŽ‰
1 year ago
175
When you're at the currency exchange and they start showing you memes instead of rates ๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ’ฑ
1 year ago
529
This ice cream is looking extra cheeky today and I'm not sure how to feel about it. 😏
This ice cream is looking extra cheeky today and I'm not sure how to feel about it. ๐Ÿ˜
1 year ago
329
Aztecs explaining human sacrifice: "It may not be a perfect system, but it's still the best one there is."
Aztecs explaining human sacrifice: "It may not be a perfect system, but it's still the best one there is."
1 year ago
222
US Military: "This log is so heavy!" Russian Babushka: "Hold my vodka."
US Military: "This log is so heavy!" Russian Babushka: "Hold my vodka."
1 year ago
239
When dinner with the in-laws takes an unexpected plot twist! 😂🍽️
When dinner with the in-laws takes an unexpected plot twist! ๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿฝ๏ธ
1 year ago
322
Me after accidentally saying something offensive online and trying to play it off as a joke 😂
Me after accidentally saying something offensive online and trying to play it off as a joke ๐Ÿ˜‚
1 year ago
255
When your childhood was a sugar-coated training montage 🍭🤣
When your childhood was a sugar-coated training montage ๐Ÿญ๐Ÿคฃ
1 year ago
275
*Sees bus ad about sexual assault*
Me: I understand this is a serious issue.
My brain: So you're saying it *doesn't* happen anywhere else? 🤔
*Sees bus ad about sexual assault* Me: I understand this is a serious issue. My brain: So you're saying it *doesn't* happen anywhere else? ๐Ÿค”
1 year ago
310