When you see your human using the toilet without closing the door ๐Ÿ˜‚ #Cats #PrivacyInvasion
1 year ago
159
When you and your girls run the world 💅🌎 #FirstLadies #FashionGoals #BossBabes
When you and your girls run the world ๐Ÿ’…๐ŸŒŽ #FirstLadies #FashionGoals #BossBabes
1 year ago
234
European leaders' policy on cultural preservation seems to be... geographically selective. 🧐
European leaders' policy on cultural preservation seems to be... geographically selective. ๐Ÿง
7 months ago
293
The difference between a 20-minute special operation and a multi-year subscription to trench warfare. Some prefer the express checkout. 😎✈️💥
The difference between a 20-minute special operation and a multi-year subscription to trench warfare. Some prefer the express checkout. ๐Ÿ˜Žโœˆ๏ธ๐Ÿ’ฅ
6 months ago
298
When 'Trust the Science' starts sounding more like a threat than a piece of advice. 🤔💉
When 'Trust the Science' starts sounding more like a threat than a piece of advice. ๐Ÿค”๐Ÿ’‰
26 days ago
81
Me trying to show off my new hoverboard in 2004
Me trying to show off my new hoverboard in 2004
1 year ago
225
When you stub your toe but remember you're playing soccer.⚽️😂
When you stub your toe but remember you're playing soccer.โšฝ๏ธ๐Ÿ˜‚
1 year ago
228
I'd tell heaven an angel is missing, but I hope you're just a slut 😈
I'd tell heaven an angel is missing, but I hope you're just a slut ๐Ÿ˜ˆ
1 year ago
135
Indestructible Arch™: When you need a building material stronger than your will to survive! 🏗️💪
Indestructible Archโ„ข: When you need a building material stronger than your will to survive! ๐Ÿ—๏ธ๐Ÿ’ช
1 year ago
187
The Terminator is here to settle the 'World Champions' debate once and for all. It's just not logical. 🤷‍♂️
The Terminator is here to settle the 'World Champions' debate once and for all. It's just not logical. ๐Ÿคทโ€โ™‚๏ธ
4 months ago
194
Yo dawg, I heard you like A-Team vans, so I put an A-Team van in your MacGyver so you can customize while you improvise
Yo dawg, I heard you like A-Team vans, so I put an A-Team van in your MacGyver so you can customize while you improvise
1 year ago
137
Me trying to avoid responsibilities๐Ÿ˜‚
1 year ago
269
That awkward moment when you pass a test you were supposed to fail. My dealer's getting a bad review. ⭐
That awkward moment when you pass a test you were supposed to fail. My dealer's getting a bad review. โญ
3 months ago
184
Wall-E: Built to last. Eve: Built to break the bank fixing.
Wall-E: Built to last. Eve: Built to break the bank fixing.
1 year ago
156
"So, I hear you like bad boys?" 
"I open doors for the elderly and the disabled without assistance. And sometimes small children. But never myself."
"So, I hear you like bad boys?" "I open doors for the elderly and the disabled without assistance. And sometimes small children. But never myself."
1 year ago
239