🎄 For only $100 an hour, get yourself a life-sized Elf on the Fireplace! Stare included. 😂
๐ŸŽ„ For only $100 an hour, get yourself a life-sized Elf on the Fireplace! Stare included. ๐Ÿ˜‚
1 year ago
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When you see your owner with the leash:๐Ÿผ๐Ÿ’จ
1 year ago
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Beavers hundreds of thousands of years ago were living better than some Africans now. 😂
Beavers hundreds of thousands of years ago were living better than some Africans now. ๐Ÿ˜‚
1 year ago
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Meanwhile, at the International Women's Day parallel parking competition...😅
Meanwhile, at the International Women's Day parallel parking competition...๐Ÿ˜…
1 year ago
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When you take "weapon of mass destruction" walks too literally 😂
When you take "weapon of mass destruction" walks too literally ๐Ÿ˜‚
1 year ago
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Me trying to explain to my kids how cool the internet was back in the day 😂
Me trying to explain to my kids how cool the internet was back in the day ๐Ÿ˜‚
1 year ago
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One's a 'bad influence,' the other's an 'angel.' The internet is a wild place, folks.  🤯
One's a 'bad influence,' the other's an 'angel.' The internet is a wild place, folks. ๐Ÿคฏ
1 year ago
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When you accidentally become a symbol of hope and freedom after burning books, banning music, hating blacks and murdering gays 😬
When you accidentally become a symbol of hope and freedom after burning books, banning music, hating blacks and murdering gays ๐Ÿ˜ฌ
1 year ago
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Me trying to explain to my friends that my car is more than just a car. It's a lifestyle.😴
Me trying to explain to my friends that my car is more than just a car. It's a lifestyle.๐Ÿ˜ด
1 year ago
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When you try to explain your weekend plans to your family and they look at you like this 🤔😂
When you try to explain your weekend plans to your family and they look at you like this ๐Ÿค”๐Ÿ˜‚
1 year ago
202
When your date drops the biggest red flag imaginable and you're just trying to be supportive. 😂🚩
When your date drops the biggest red flag imaginable and you're just trying to be supportive. ๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿšฉ
4 months ago
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When you accidentally stretch your cat in MS Paint.
When you accidentally stretch your cat in MS Paint.
1 year ago
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This sweater's got more firepower than my grandma's fruitcake.  ⬆️⬇️⬅️➡️🅱️🅰️START! Ready for an epic Christmas Contra session?  🎄👾
This sweater's got more firepower than my grandma's fruitcake. โฌ†๏ธโฌ‡๏ธโฌ…๏ธโžก๏ธ๐Ÿ…ฑ๏ธ๐Ÿ…ฐ๏ธSTART! Ready for an epic Christmas Contra session? ๐ŸŽ„๐Ÿ‘พ
1 year ago
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When your online standards are higher than your internet speed 🖥️🚀
When your online standards are higher than your internet speed ๐Ÿ–ฅ๏ธ๐Ÿš€
1 year ago
202
This meme is unBEARable! 😂 I'm definitely adding these animal puns to my repertoire. Time to go hawkwardly tell some dad jokes.  🦁🐴🐻
This meme is unBEARable! ๐Ÿ˜‚ I'm definitely adding these animal puns to my repertoire. Time to go hawkwardly tell some dad jokes. ๐Ÿฆ๐Ÿด๐Ÿป
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