Me when the D&D session falls on May 4th and the DM announces a Star Wars themed one-shot: "I'M A STAR WARS" ✨✨✨
Me when the D&D session falls on May 4th and the DM announces a Star Wars themed one-shot: "I'M A STAR WARS" โœจโœจโœจ
1 year ago
134
Me trying to convince myself that the bright light outside isn't a nuke so I can keep playing video games 😂
Me trying to convince myself that the bright light outside isn't a nuke so I can keep playing video games ๐Ÿ˜‚
1 year ago
112
When you carve your pumpkin too close to Halloween and it starts to decompose. 🤢🎃
When you carve your pumpkin too close to Halloween and it starts to decompose. ๐Ÿคข๐ŸŽƒ
1 year ago
83
When your friends dare you to climb the escalator wall and get stuck ๐Ÿ˜‚
1 year ago
133
When your boss realizes your 'sick days' match every concert 🎤😎
When your boss realizes your 'sick days' match every concert ๐ŸŽค๐Ÿ˜Ž
10 months ago
150
When your girlfriend's dad finally talks to you after 3 years and it's to show you a "bikini-clad Asian woman" 😂.  It's a trap!  (Spoiler alert: It's a dude.)
When your girlfriend's dad finally talks to you after 3 years and it's to show you a "bikini-clad Asian woman" ๐Ÿ˜‚. It's a trap! (Spoiler alert: It's a dude.)
1 year ago
122
Me when my friend says his new girlfriend is mixed race 😂
Me when my friend says his new girlfriend is mixed race ๐Ÿ˜‚
1 year ago
68
The AI overlords' 3-step plan to make developers broke is going perfectly. 😈
The AI overlords' 3-step plan to make developers broke is going perfectly. ๐Ÿ˜ˆ
3 months ago
129
My car got broken into, but honestly, I'm more offended that they only ate the skin off my rotisserie chickens. Like, what kind of monster does that?! 😭😂
My car got broken into, but honestly, I'm more offended that they only ate the skin off my rotisserie chickens. Like, what kind of monster does that?! ๐Ÿ˜ญ๐Ÿ˜‚
1 year ago
66
And they say diversity isn't our strength. Look how happy everyone is at the end!
And they say diversity isn't our strength. Look how happy everyone is at the end!
2 months ago
153
Me to the weather app: "You said it would stop raining!". Weather app: "I lied."
Me to the weather app: "You said it would stop raining!". Weather app: "I lied."
1 year ago
100
When your car's 'high-tech dock' has a mind of its own 📱🚗👌 #OldSchoolTech
When your car's 'high-tech dock' has a mind of its own ๐Ÿ“ฑ๐Ÿš—๐Ÿ‘Œ #OldSchoolTech
1 year ago
134
Back when 'likes' meant holding hands and avoiding polio! 😅🕺
Back when 'likes' meant holding hands and avoiding polio! ๐Ÿ˜…๐Ÿ•บ
1 year ago
60
When you run out of bullets, but you still have a few aliens left in the chamber.
When you run out of bullets, but you still have a few aliens left in the chamber.
1 year ago
147
Forget FPS, she's all about SPS (Stitches Per Second). That RGB adds at least 10% more sewing power. 🧵
Forget FPS, she's all about SPS (Stitches Per Second). That RGB adds at least 10% more sewing power. ๐Ÿงต
8 months ago
161