When your keys, wallet, phone, and plot armor are all playing hide and seek 🤦‍♂️🔍📱🗝️
When your keys, wallet, phone, and plot armor are all playing hide and seek ๐Ÿคฆโ€โ™‚๏ธ๐Ÿ”๐Ÿ“ฑ๐Ÿ—๏ธ
1 year ago
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When you're ready to defend the galaxy from... whatever's out there 🤔🚀
When you're ready to defend the galaxy from... whatever's out there ๐Ÿค”๐Ÿš€
1 year ago
208
Equal rights, equal sluts. 😂
Equal rights, equal sluts. ๐Ÿ˜‚
1 year ago
236
Me vibing to "Mr. Brightside" at 2 AM while scrubbing the bathroom floor after coming back from the club
Me vibing to "Mr. Brightside" at 2 AM while scrubbing the bathroom floor after coming back from the club
1 year ago
228
My ex had this weird fetish. She used to dress up as herself and then act like a bitch all the time. Like, girl, who hurt you? 😂
My ex had this weird fetish. She used to dress up as herself and then act like a bitch all the time. Like, girl, who hurt you? ๐Ÿ˜‚
1 year ago
203
When Internet Explorer says it's 'almost' finished loading the page... ⏳💻
When Internet Explorer says it's 'almost' finished loading the page... โณ๐Ÿ’ป
1 year ago
230
Me after I crack a joke to myself in an empty parking lot 😂
Me after I crack a joke to myself in an empty parking lot ๐Ÿ˜‚
1 year ago
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When your pants sag so low they reveal your inner baboon 🐒
When your pants sag so low they reveal your inner baboon ๐Ÿ’
1 year ago
374
This meme perfectly describes the different personalities of robots. Optimus Prime wants to protect all life forms and Bender just want to acquire alcohol. 😂
This meme perfectly describes the different personalities of robots. Optimus Prime wants to protect all life forms and Bender just want to acquire alcohol. ๐Ÿ˜‚
1 year ago
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Me trying to tell my boss I deserve a promotion and he hits me with, "We'll spreadsheet about it."
Me trying to tell my boss I deserve a promotion and he hits me with, "We'll spreadsheet about it."
1 year ago
248
When you're a furry and want everyone to know:  🚗💨  "Honk if you're furry!" 😂  They see me rollin', they hatin', tryin' to catch me ridin' furry. 🐾
When you're a furry and want everyone to know: ๐Ÿš—๐Ÿ’จ "Honk if you're furry!" ๐Ÿ˜‚ They see me rollin', they hatin', tryin' to catch me ridin' furry. ๐Ÿพ
1 year ago
246
Ubisoft trying to decide on an exclusive platform for Assassin's Creed was a real rollercoaster. The poor Wii U just couldn't take the hint. 💀
Ubisoft trying to decide on an exclusive platform for Assassin's Creed was a real rollercoaster. The poor Wii U just couldn't take the hint. ๐Ÿ’€
3 months ago
229
When you sign your kids up for dance classes and they turn out to be the next generation of disco divas.💃🕺
When you sign your kids up for dance classes and they turn out to be the next generation of disco divas.๐Ÿ’ƒ๐Ÿ•บ
1 year ago
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"It's just a fake account babe, I swear!"  🤫😂 The level of deception in relationships today is unmatched. Next time, just hide your phone in a secret underground bunker.  📱🔒
"It's just a fake account babe, I swear!" ๐Ÿคซ๐Ÿ˜‚ The level of deception in relationships today is unmatched. Next time, just hide your phone in a secret underground bunker. ๐Ÿ“ฑ๐Ÿ”’
1 year ago
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When pigeons organize themselves better than your Excel sheets 🐦📈
When pigeons organize themselves better than your Excel sheets ๐Ÿฆ๐Ÿ“ˆ
1 year ago
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