Me: *hands cashier wasp spray* Is this good for wasps? 
Cashier: *scanning* No, it kills them. 😂
Me: *hands cashier wasp spray* Is this good for wasps? Cashier: *scanning* No, it kills them. ๐Ÿ˜‚
1 year ago
391
When you realize protesting is easier than working 😱
When you realize protesting is easier than working ๐Ÿ˜ฑ
1 year ago
334
This bird said 'Absolutely not!' and staged an intervention on the spot. ๐Ÿฆœ๐Ÿ˜‚
8 months ago
398
When survival instincts kick in: Turning over a new leaf... literally! 🕌🚓
When survival instincts kick in: Turning over a new leaf... literally! ๐Ÿ•Œ๐Ÿš“
1 year ago
372
Me trying to hide from my responsibilities
Me trying to hide from my responsibilities
1 year ago
218
When the new band is ready to invade the music charts! 🎶🇩🇪
When the new band is ready to invade the music charts! ๐ŸŽถ๐Ÿ‡ฉ๐Ÿ‡ช
1 year ago
255
European leaders' policy on cultural preservation seems to be... geographically selective. 🧐
European leaders' policy on cultural preservation seems to be... geographically selective. ๐Ÿง
9 months ago
395
Me running to the kitchen when I smell KFC ๐Ÿ—
1 year ago
236
They buried him the same way he lived. Rest in peace to a true legend. 🌌
They buried him the same way he lived. Rest in peace to a true legend. ๐ŸŒŒ
8 months ago
332
Me trying to navigate my life after one (1) existential crisis:
Me trying to navigate my life after one (1) existential crisis:
1 year ago
329
When you compare Kashmir by Led Zeppelin to Friday by Rebecca Black, you realize how far music has "evolved". 😂
When you compare Kashmir by Led Zeppelin to Friday by Rebecca Black, you realize how far music has "evolved". ๐Ÿ˜‚
1 year ago
170
Me pretending to be a Jedi after watching a Star Wars movie ๐Ÿ˜‚ #StarWars #Lightsaber
1 year ago
497
When your neighbors turn nighttime into prime-time 📡😳
When your neighbors turn nighttime into prime-time ๐Ÿ“ก๐Ÿ˜ณ
1 year ago
451
When Adobe wants to "clarify" things. ๐Ÿ˜ฌ
1 year ago
323
Me to the weather app: "You said it would stop raining!". Weather app: "I lied."
Me to the weather app: "You said it would stop raining!". Weather app: "I lied."
1 year ago
295