Me trying to explain to the officer that I wasn't trying to run. I just really needed my seatbelt on because I spilled my iced coffee. ☕️😭
Me trying to explain to the officer that I wasn't trying to run. I just really needed my seatbelt on because I spilled my iced coffee. โ˜•๏ธ๐Ÿ˜ญ
1 year ago
355
Me: Why do you watch Food Network when it doesn't make you a better cook? 

Her: ...Why do you watch porn...?

Me: GET OUT 🚪
Me: Why do you watch Food Network when it doesn't make you a better cook? Her: ...Why do you watch porn...? Me: GET OUT ๐Ÿšช
1 year ago
260
When you gotta go, you gotta go. Even if it means tactical potty breaks. ๐Ÿšฝ๐Ÿช–
1 year ago
380
So, according to this, I'm part Neanderthal? Explains a lot. 🤔😂
So, according to this, I'm part Neanderthal? Explains a lot. ๐Ÿค”๐Ÿ˜‚
1 year ago
320
When Germans see 'Unlimited Speed' signs, they turn on chill mode 😎
When Germans see 'Unlimited Speed' signs, they turn on chill mode ๐Ÿ˜Ž
1 year ago
239
How the ideal bikini body has changed over the decades 😂
How the ideal bikini body has changed over the decades ๐Ÿ˜‚
1 year ago
357
Swapping a plastic straw for a paper one, but now the whole cup is plastic. We did it, we saved the environment! 🌍🤡
Swapping a plastic straw for a paper one, but now the whole cup is plastic. We did it, we saved the environment! ๐ŸŒ๐Ÿคก
8 months ago
524
POV: you just dropped your AirPods in the mosh pit
1 year ago
351
Me trying to find the intelligence bar for TempleOS users ๐Ÿ˜‚
1 year ago
292
Na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na... BATMAAAAAN! 🦇
Na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na... BATMAAAAAN! ๐Ÿฆ‡
1 year ago
338
A classic case of relationship miscommunication. He heard 'women's section' and headed straight for the cleaning supplies. So close, yet so far. 😂
A classic case of relationship miscommunication. He heard 'women's section' and headed straight for the cleaning supplies. So close, yet so far. ๐Ÿ˜‚
1 year ago
368
When you mistake the Grim Reaper for your wife... that's one awkward ''til death do us part' moment. 💀😬
When you mistake the Grim Reaper for your wife... that's one awkward ''til death do us part' moment. ๐Ÿ’€๐Ÿ˜ฌ
1 year ago
430
A summary of Twitter's relationship with world leaders: It's complicated.
A summary of Twitter's relationship with world leaders: It's complicated.
7 months ago
341
When ignoring scientists is a recipe... for a blockbuster! 🎬🧑‍🔬
When ignoring scientists is a recipe... for a blockbuster! ๐ŸŽฌ๐Ÿง‘โ€๐Ÿ”ฌ
1 year ago
374
Finally, a key holder worthy of a Master Builder! 🧱🔑 Just try losing your keys now... I dare you. 😏
Finally, a key holder worthy of a Master Builder! ๐Ÿงฑ๐Ÿ”‘ Just try losing your keys now... I dare you. ๐Ÿ˜
1 year ago
317