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One is called devoted, the other is called oppressed. ๐ค
8 hours ago
Odin: "I kept my promises. Where's your god now?" ๐
2 days ago
Jesus: *Wakes up after 2000 years* "My wounds still hurt!" Angels: "It's time for your second coming!" Jesus: "Nah, it's payback time."๐
2 days ago
When you realize Easter is just Jesus' messy rebirth day ๐ฃ
3 days ago
Jesus died for our sins, and some of us are eternally grateful, others, not so much. ๐
6 days ago
Pastor: "That never happened, Jesus." Jesus: "Lol, tell them anyway!"
6 days ago
Jesus: "Do a Batman symbol." Barber: "Go away Jesus" ๐
6 days ago
Me trying to sneak into heaven after telling Yo Momma jokes about Mary ๐บ๐คซ
6 days ago
Christians and Atheists can agree on one thing. Lake Louise is beautiful. They just can't agree on *how* it became so beautiful ๐
7 days ago
Jesus looking up like: "C'mon guys, at least one sin a day. Keeps the doctorโฆand me in business. ๐๐"
7 days ago
When you invite your demonic friends over for dinner and they mistake Jesus for the main course ๐ฌ
7 days ago
Me trying to find loopholes in the Bible so I can get into heaven faster ๐
7 days ago
When you realize you might have messed up big time ๐ฌ
7 days ago
TSA agent: "Anything to declare, your Holiness?" Pope: "Just the Holy Spirit."
7 days ago
Prophecy class cancelled due to unforeseen circumstances. Guess even God doesn't know what's going to happen next ๐
7 days ago
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