One is called devoted, the other is called oppressed. ๐Ÿค”
8 hours ago
Odin: "I kept my promises. Where's your god now?" ๐Ÿ˜‚
2 days ago
Jesus: *Wakes up after 2000 years* "My wounds still hurt!" Angels: "It's time for your second coming!" Jesus: "Nah, it's payback time."๐Ÿ˜ˆ
2 days ago
When you realize Easter is just Jesus' messy rebirth day ๐Ÿฃ
3 days ago
Jesus died for our sins, and some of us are eternally grateful, others, not so much. ๐Ÿ˜‚
6 days ago
Pastor: "That never happened, Jesus." Jesus: "Lol, tell them anyway!"
6 days ago
Jesus: "Do a Batman symbol." Barber: "Go away Jesus" ๐Ÿ˜‚
6 days ago
Me trying to sneak into heaven after telling Yo Momma jokes about Mary ๐ŸŽบ๐Ÿคซ
6 days ago
Christians and Atheists can agree on one thing. Lake Louise is beautiful. They just can't agree on *how* it became so beautiful ๐Ÿ˜‚
7 days ago
Jesus looking up like: "C'mon guys, at least one sin a day. Keeps the doctorโ€ฆand me in business. ๐Ÿ™๐Ÿ˜ˆ"
7 days ago
When you invite your demonic friends over for dinner and they mistake Jesus for the main course ๐Ÿ˜ฌ
7 days ago
Me trying to find loopholes in the Bible so I can get into heaven faster ๐Ÿ˜‚
7 days ago
When you realize you might have messed up big time ๐Ÿ˜ฌ
7 days ago
TSA agent: "Anything to declare, your Holiness?" Pope: "Just the Holy Spirit."
7 days ago
Prophecy class cancelled due to unforeseen circumstances. Guess even God doesn't know what's going to happen next ๐Ÿ˜‚
7 days ago