Jesus turning flour into cocaine? Looks like heโ€™s about to turn water into wineโ€ฆwith a kick. ๐Ÿ˜‚
1 month ago
Jesus: "Hell yea nigga hit that shit" Pope: *lights blunt*
1 month ago
Me trying to explain to my grandma that LOL means Laughing Out Loud ๐Ÿ˜‚
1 month ago
My dad told Eve not to eat the apple, but she ate it anyway. And that's why we're all here. ๐Ÿ˜‚
1 month ago
Not sure if this cat is spreading the gospel or just trying to get in and steal all my catnip and tuna ๐Ÿ˜‚
2 months ago
"Extremists" come in different forms. One blows up buildings, the other blows up clinics, and the last one blows up... their liver with some craft beers ๐Ÿป
2 months ago
When you're an atheist, but your parents are not ๐Ÿ˜‚
2 months ago
Jesus looking up to heaven like: "C'mon guys, at least *try* to sin a little! I didn't die for *nothing*." ๐Ÿ˜‚
2 months ago
When you get your period and feel like Jesus is with you. ๐Ÿ™๐Ÿฉธ
2 months ago
Jesus be like: "Do you even lift bro?"๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ’ช
2 months ago
God: *creates an atheist* Me: So you're just gonna create someone who doesn't believe in you? God: Who are you to question my wisdom? Me: You created me too...๐Ÿค”
2 months ago
So, according to science, we evolved from apes. According to Christians, we were created by God. But what REALLY happened? ๐Ÿค” I guess we'll never know for sure ๐Ÿ˜‚
2 months ago
Jesus said "Let the little children come to me," not "Let the little lambs come to me."
2 months ago
"I'm gonna own those atheists by posting about Jesus on Facebook using my iPhone!" ๐Ÿ˜‚
2 months ago
Me trying to explain NFTs to my grandpa
2 months ago