Christians and Atheists can agree on one thing. Lake Louise is beautiful. They just can't agree on *how* it became so beautiful ๐Ÿ˜‚
1 month ago
Jesus looking up like: "C'mon guys, at least one sin a day. Keeps the doctorโ€ฆand me in business. ๐Ÿ™๐Ÿ˜ˆ"
1 month ago
When you invite your demonic friends over for dinner and they mistake Jesus for the main course ๐Ÿ˜ฌ
1 month ago
Me trying to find loopholes in the Bible so I can get into heaven faster ๐Ÿ˜‚
1 month ago
When you realize you might have messed up big time ๐Ÿ˜ฌ
1 month ago
TSA agent: "Anything to declare, your Holiness?" Pope: "Just the Holy Spirit."
1 month ago
Prophecy class cancelled due to unforeseen circumstances. Guess even God doesn't know what's going to happen next ๐Ÿ˜‚
1 month ago
When your faith has a terms and conditions page ๐Ÿ™๐Ÿ“œ
1 month ago
When your logic is as deep as the water Jesus walked on ๐Ÿค”๐Ÿ’ฆ #MindBlown
1 month ago
When you accidentally spell "pedo" instead of "Pope"๐Ÿ’€
1 month ago
When you're singing along to "Yesterday," but you get to the "Suddenly" part.
1 month ago
Me waiting for Jesus to come back so I can finally tell him about how my mom ruined Christmas of '09.
1 month ago
When your mom tells you to do the dishes, citing Ecclesiastes 9:10 ๐Ÿ˜‚
1 month ago
Jesus: "When they said, 'no more nails,' I thought they were joking! ๐Ÿ˜‚"
1 month ago
When you win an argument by arguing in a circle ๐Ÿ˜‚
2 months ago