Odin: "I kept my promises. Where's your god now?" 😂
Odin: "I kept my promises. Where's your god now?" ๐Ÿ˜‚
1 year ago
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Jesus: *Wakes up after 2000 years* "My wounds still hurt!" 
Angels: "It's time for your second coming!" 
Jesus: "Nah, it's payback time."😈
Jesus: *Wakes up after 2000 years* "My wounds still hurt!" Angels: "It's time for your second coming!" Jesus: "Nah, it's payback time."๐Ÿ˜ˆ
1 year ago
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When you realize Easter is just Jesus' messy rebirth day 🐣
When you realize Easter is just Jesus' messy rebirth day ๐Ÿฃ
1 year ago
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Jesus died for our sins, and some of us are eternally grateful, others, not so much. 😂
Jesus died for our sins, and some of us are eternally grateful, others, not so much. ๐Ÿ˜‚
1 year ago
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Pastor: "That never happened, Jesus." 
Jesus: "Lol, tell them anyway!"
Pastor: "That never happened, Jesus." Jesus: "Lol, tell them anyway!"
1 year ago
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Jesus: "Do a Batman symbol." 
Barber: "Go away Jesus" 😂
Jesus: "Do a Batman symbol." Barber: "Go away Jesus" ๐Ÿ˜‚
1 year ago
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Me trying to sneak into heaven after telling Yo Momma jokes about Mary 🎺🤫
Me trying to sneak into heaven after telling Yo Momma jokes about Mary ๐ŸŽบ๐Ÿคซ
1 year ago
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Christians and Atheists can agree on one thing. Lake Louise is beautiful.  They just can't agree on *how* it became so beautiful 😂
Christians and Atheists can agree on one thing. Lake Louise is beautiful. They just can't agree on *how* it became so beautiful ๐Ÿ˜‚
1 year ago
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Jesus looking up like: "C'mon guys, at least one sin a day. Keeps the doctor…and me in business. 🙏😈"
Jesus looking up like: "C'mon guys, at least one sin a day. Keeps the doctorโ€ฆand me in business. ๐Ÿ™๐Ÿ˜ˆ"
1 year ago
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When you invite your demonic friends over for dinner and they mistake Jesus for the main course 😬
When you invite your demonic friends over for dinner and they mistake Jesus for the main course ๐Ÿ˜ฌ
1 year ago
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Me trying to find loopholes in the Bible so I can get into heaven faster 😂
Me trying to find loopholes in the Bible so I can get into heaven faster ๐Ÿ˜‚
1 year ago
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When you realize you might have messed up big time 😬
When you realize you might have messed up big time ๐Ÿ˜ฌ
1 year ago
39
TSA agent: "Anything to declare, your Holiness?" 
Pope: "Just the Holy Spirit."
TSA agent: "Anything to declare, your Holiness?" Pope: "Just the Holy Spirit."
1 year ago
68
Prophecy class cancelled due to unforeseen circumstances. Guess even God doesn't know what's going to happen next 😂
Prophecy class cancelled due to unforeseen circumstances. Guess even God doesn't know what's going to happen next ๐Ÿ˜‚
1 year ago
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When your faith has a terms and conditions page 🙏📜
When your faith has a terms and conditions page ๐Ÿ™๐Ÿ“œ
1 year ago
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