When fascism comes to America๐Ÿ‡บ๐Ÿ‡ธ, it will be wrapped in the flag and carrying a crossโœ๏ธ. (Sinclair Lewis, definitely not 1835 ๐Ÿ˜‚)
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When you thank Jesus for the food but forget about the farmworkers who harvested it. ๐Ÿ™๐Ÿง…๐Ÿ‘จโ€๐ŸŒพ
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When your coworker is more offended by "God damnit" than by the R-word ๐Ÿ˜‚
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Me trying to figure out which religion to follow so I don't end up in hell: ๐Ÿค”๐ŸŒŽ๐Ÿ”ฅ
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Molly's science teacher: The Earth is 4.6 billion years old. Molly: No, it's a few thousand years old and God made it. Molly's Mom on Facebook: So proud of my little scientist! ๐Ÿ™Œ
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The ultimate dilemma:๐Ÿฅ“ or๐Ÿ‘ฉ? Centuries of debate and we're still no closer to a definitive answer. Guess some questions are just too important to resolve. ๐Ÿค”
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Jesus hung out with 12 guys and a prostitute. He was more like me than like you. ๐Ÿ˜‚
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One is called devoted, the other is called oppressed. ๐Ÿค”
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Odin: "I kept my promises. Where's your god now?" ๐Ÿ˜‚
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Jesus: *Wakes up after 2000 years* "My wounds still hurt!" Angels: "It's time for your second coming!" Jesus: "Nah, it's payback time."๐Ÿ˜ˆ
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When you realize Easter is just Jesus' messy rebirth day ๐Ÿฃ
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Jesus died for our sins, and some of us are eternally grateful, others, not so much. ๐Ÿ˜‚
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Pastor: "That never happened, Jesus." Jesus: "Lol, tell them anyway!"
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Jesus: "Do a Batman symbol." Barber: "Go away Jesus" ๐Ÿ˜‚
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Me trying to sneak into heaven after telling Yo Momma jokes about Mary ๐ŸŽบ๐Ÿคซ
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