Me trying to figure out which religion to follow so I don't end up in hell: ๐Ÿค”๐ŸŒŽ๐Ÿ”ฅ
10 hours ago
Molly's science teacher: The Earth is 4.6 billion years old. Molly: No, it's a few thousand years old and God made it. Molly's Mom on Facebook: So proud of my little scientist! ๐Ÿ™Œ
23 hours ago
The ultimate dilemma:๐Ÿฅ“ or๐Ÿ‘ฉ? Centuries of debate and we're still no closer to a definitive answer. Guess some questions are just too important to resolve. ๐Ÿค”
1 day ago
Jesus hung out with 12 guys and a prostitute. He was more like me than like you. ๐Ÿ˜‚
2 days ago
One is called devoted, the other is called oppressed. ๐Ÿค”
4 days ago
Odin: "I kept my promises. Where's your god now?" ๐Ÿ˜‚
6 days ago
Jesus: *Wakes up after 2000 years* "My wounds still hurt!" Angels: "It's time for your second coming!" Jesus: "Nah, it's payback time."๐Ÿ˜ˆ
6 days ago
When you realize Easter is just Jesus' messy rebirth day ๐Ÿฃ
7 days ago
Jesus died for our sins, and some of us are eternally grateful, others, not so much. ๐Ÿ˜‚
10 days ago
Pastor: "That never happened, Jesus." Jesus: "Lol, tell them anyway!"
10 days ago
Jesus: "Do a Batman symbol." Barber: "Go away Jesus" ๐Ÿ˜‚
10 days ago
Me trying to sneak into heaven after telling Yo Momma jokes about Mary ๐ŸŽบ๐Ÿคซ
10 days ago
Christians and Atheists can agree on one thing. Lake Louise is beautiful. They just can't agree on *how* it became so beautiful ๐Ÿ˜‚
10 days ago
Jesus looking up like: "C'mon guys, at least one sin a day. Keeps the doctorโ€ฆand me in business. ๐Ÿ™๐Ÿ˜ˆ"
10 days ago
When you invite your demonic friends over for dinner and they mistake Jesus for the main course ๐Ÿ˜ฌ
11 days ago