When your dating profile lists 'attracted to objects'... and you still swipe right 😅📚
4 months ago
Mirror, mirror on the wall, who's the sassiest of them all? 🤔😂
4 months ago
When you put in the effort and he bails at the last minute! 🚫💔🪒
4 months ago
When wingman bets turn into heartbreak 💸😂
4 months ago
When solutions take a weird turn 😂🤔
4 months ago
First date logic: Keep it classy, but get ready just in case! 😂
4 months ago
Life tip: Season your pasta, not your partner's emotions 🍝😆
4 months ago
When rejection doesn't dent your confidence 🤷‍♂️💁‍♂️
4 months ago
If going to prostitution is a hobby like anime or manga, then what's the problem? 🤔
4 months ago
When relationship status is a piece of furniture 😂 #1Nightstand
4 months ago