Self-defense for women 101 😂. Step 1: Assume a guarded stance. Step 2: Begin discussing commitment. Step 3: Watch as male flees in terror. Works every time! 😉
Self-defense for women 101 ๐Ÿ˜‚. Step 1: Assume a guarded stance. Step 2: Begin discussing commitment. Step 3: Watch as male flees in terror. Works every time! ๐Ÿ˜‰
1 year ago
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Leo, buddy, maybe try flowers first next time 😂
Leo, buddy, maybe try flowers first next time ๐Ÿ˜‚
1 year ago
122
Women want equality, but only when it suits them. Like when the bill comes at a fancy restaurant. Or when the 80 lb. box needs to be carried. 🤔
Women want equality, but only when it suits them. Like when the bill comes at a fancy restaurant. Or when the 80 lb. box needs to be carried. ๐Ÿค”
1 year ago
115
When you gotta coordinate pick-up and drop-off times with the side chick so she doesn't run into the main girl 😂 #RiskyBusiness
When you gotta coordinate pick-up and drop-off times with the side chick so she doesn't run into the main girl ๐Ÿ˜‚ #RiskyBusiness
1 year ago
204
Shooting your shot and accidentally hitting your crush's sister 😂
Shooting your shot and accidentally hitting your crush's sister ๐Ÿ˜‚
1 year ago
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Me trying to play it cool after my date goes to the bathroom and never comes back 😂😭
Me trying to play it cool after my date goes to the bathroom and never comes back ๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜ญ
1 year ago
185
Me pretending to care when my toxic ex texts me saying she's having a bad day 😂
Me pretending to care when my toxic ex texts me saying she's having a bad day ๐Ÿ˜‚
1 year ago
181
Me trying to find out if she's really into me or just being polite 😂
Me trying to find out if she's really into me or just being polite ๐Ÿ˜‚
1 year ago
227
When you accidentally expose your priorities while trying to appear offended 😂 #iPhonePriorities #CouldntResist
When you accidentally expose your priorities while trying to appear offended ๐Ÿ˜‚ #iPhonePriorities #CouldntResist
1 year ago
177
POV: You finally escaped the friend zone 😂
POV: You finally escaped the friend zone ๐Ÿ˜‚
1 year ago
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Me running away from any commitment 😂
Me running away from any commitment ๐Ÿ˜‚
1 year ago
124
When you achieve the American dream, but the troll face on your back still haunts you 😂
When you achieve the American dream, but the troll face on your back still haunts you ๐Ÿ˜‚
1 year ago
121
Me pretending to be Chad to ask out my crush vs. Accidentally becoming their relationship therapist
Me pretending to be Chad to ask out my crush vs. Accidentally becoming their relationship therapist
1 year ago
123
Me trying to be smooth at the checkout and failing miserably 😂
Me trying to be smooth at the checkout and failing miserably ๐Ÿ˜‚
1 year ago
107
When you accidentally become a God among men after a social experiment.
When you accidentally become a God among men after a social experiment.
1 year ago
142