Bet 'champ' stopped feeling so smug after that last message. That's what you call a plot twist! 😳
Bet 'champ' stopped feeling so smug after that last message. That's what you call a plot twist! ๐Ÿ˜ณ
2 days ago
15
When he says 'she's just a friend' but you've already found her entire family tree and social security number. 😂
When he says 'she's just a friend' but you've already found her entire family tree and social security number. ๐Ÿ˜‚
11 days ago
25
From a romantic spaghetti dinner to getting down to business. I'd say the date was a success! 😉
From a romantic spaghetti dinner to getting down to business. I'd say the date was a success! ๐Ÿ˜‰
12 days ago
21
When your date drops the biggest red flag imaginable and you're just trying to be supportive. 😂🚩
When your date drops the biggest red flag imaginable and you're just trying to be supportive. ๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿšฉ
20 days ago
40
Some ancient wisdom for modern dating problems. Don't let a good kiss cloud your judgment! 😉
Some ancient wisdom for modern dating problems. Don't let a good kiss cloud your judgment! ๐Ÿ˜‰
1 month ago
50
All my previous convictions about not being a step-dad have mysteriously vanished. I'm ready for PTA meetings now. 😉
All my previous convictions about not being a step-dad have mysteriously vanished. I'm ready for PTA meetings now. ๐Ÿ˜‰
2 months ago
81
When she asks for the external hard drive, but your mind immediately jumps to other hardware. 😳
When she asks for the external hard drive, but your mind immediately jumps to other hardware. ๐Ÿ˜ณ
2 months ago
71
When you're so dedicated you fall asleep on the job. That finger has seen the dawn of a new era. 🧠
When you're so dedicated you fall asleep on the job. That finger has seen the dawn of a new era. ๐Ÿง 
3 months ago
60
And just like that, the magic of the beard was gone... and so was she. 🚗💨😂
And just like that, the magic of the beard was gone... and so was she. ๐Ÿš—๐Ÿ’จ๐Ÿ˜‚
3 months ago
40
When you're trying to impress your date with your cool tech job stories, but it always comes back to DNS issues.
When you're trying to impress your date with your cool tech job stories, but it always comes back to DNS issues.
4 months ago
37
When you find out why your daughter suddenly loves pineapple and has a date tonight. 😳🧹
When you find out why your daughter suddenly loves pineapple and has a date tonight. ๐Ÿ˜ณ๐Ÿงน
4 months ago
41
Note to self: 'Heating your dinner' is not the witty comeback you think it is. 😅
Note to self: 'Heating your dinner' is not the witty comeback you think it is. ๐Ÿ˜…
4 months ago
38
She started a historical war, and he decided to finish it with an even older historical reference. 💀
She started a historical war, and he decided to finish it with an even older historical reference. ๐Ÿ’€
4 months ago
33
Just when you think you've seen it all in the bedroom... she introduces a new, very specific skill. 😳
Just when you think you've seen it all in the bedroom... she introduces a new, very specific skill. ๐Ÿ˜ณ
5 months ago
41
That's one way to make a first impression on your future father-in-law. 😬
That's one way to make a first impression on your future father-in-law. ๐Ÿ˜ฌ
5 months ago
14