When you realize your ideal partner exists only in your mind 😂 #RamboHousewife
9 months ago
Self-defense for women 101 😂. Step 1: Assume a guarded stance. Step 2: Begin discussing commitment. Step 3: Watch as male flees in terror. Works every time! 😉
9 months ago
Leo, buddy, maybe try flowers first next time 😂
9 months ago
Women want equality, but only when it suits them. Like when the bill comes at a fancy restaurant. Or when the 80 lb. box needs to be carried. 🤔
9 months ago
When you gotta coordinate pick-up and drop-off times with the side chick so she doesn't run into the main girl 😂 #RiskyBusiness
9 months ago
Shooting your shot and accidentally hitting your crush's sister 😂
9 months ago
Me trying to play it cool after my date goes to the bathroom and never comes back 😂😭
9 months ago
Me pretending to care when my toxic ex texts me saying she's having a bad day 😂
9 months ago
Me trying to find out if she's really into me or just being polite 😂
9 months ago
When you accidentally expose your priorities while trying to appear offended 😂 #iPhonePriorities #CouldntResist
9 months ago
POV: You finally escaped the friend zone 😂
9 months ago
Me running away from any commitment 😂
9 months ago
When you achieve the American dream, but the troll face on your back still haunts you 😂
9 months ago
Me pretending to be Chad to ask out my crush vs. Accidentally becoming their relationship therapist
9 months ago
Me trying to be smooth at the checkout and failing miserably 😂
9 months ago