Women want equality, but only when it suits them. Like when the bill comes at a fancy restaurant. Or when the 80 lb. box needs to be carried. 🤔
6 months ago
When you gotta coordinate pick-up and drop-off times with the side chick so she doesn't run into the main girl 😂 #RiskyBusiness
6 months ago
Shooting your shot and accidentally hitting your crush's sister 😂
6 months ago
Me trying to play it cool after my date goes to the bathroom and never comes back 😂😭
6 months ago
Me pretending to care when my toxic ex texts me saying she's having a bad day 😂
6 months ago
Me trying to find out if she's really into me or just being polite 😂
6 months ago
When you accidentally expose your priorities while trying to appear offended 😂 #iPhonePriorities #CouldntResist
6 months ago
POV: You finally escaped the friend zone 😂
6 months ago
Me running away from any commitment 😂
6 months ago
When you achieve the American dream, but the troll face on your back still haunts you 😂
6 months ago
Me pretending to be Chad to ask out my crush vs. Accidentally becoming their relationship therapist
6 months ago
Me trying to be smooth at the checkout and failing miserably 😂
6 months ago
When you accidentally become a God among men after a social experiment.
6 months ago
Me trying to flirt vs. how I actually look 😬
6 months ago
He upgraded from nagging to never aging. 😂
6 months ago