When you mistake Facebook for Google and accidentally share your unusual vagina smell with the entire world 😂. Anyone know how to delete a life?
2 months ago
One gives away corporate secrets for free and is the villain. The other gives away your secrets for money and is man of the year. 🤔
2 months ago
When you mistake the sun for the son of God 😂
2 months ago
Me trying to resist the urge to check Facebook every 5 seconds when I have a deadline looming. 😩
2 months ago
Posting your kid's credit card on Facebook to celebrate their first card. Classic example of how NOT to adult.
2 months ago
When someone tries to preach to you but you have receipts of their hypocrisy 😂🔥 #Burn
2 months ago
Me trying to figure out who I am after seeing my ID, real, and Facebook profile pictures. 😂
2 months ago
Hillary and Obama were playing Mafia Wars in a UN meeting and Putin was the one who killed Hillary in the game 😂
2 months ago
Facebook said no more 😭. Time to move to the dog house.
3 months ago
When you get a new MacBook for Christmas and all you do is Facebook😂. Guess what? It's a $2000 Facebook machine now😜.
3 months ago
When you try sliding into the DMs but end up faceplanting into a wall of rejection 😂 #FacebookFail #CatfishKarma
3 months ago
When you realize your ideal partner exists only in your mind 😂 #RamboHousewife
3 months ago
Me pretending to be shocked that 99.9% of people would rather post about snow on Facebook than actually go outside and touch grass 😂
3 months ago
The Seven Deadly Sins reimagined for the internet age 😂
3 months ago
My Facebook fact-checker must have gone on vacation because my posts are getting WILD! 😂 #FacebookJail #FactCheckFail
3 months ago