When you mistake the sun for the son of God 😂
1 month ago
Me trying to resist the urge to check Facebook every 5 seconds when I have a deadline looming. 😩
1 month ago
Posting your kid's credit card on Facebook to celebrate their first card. Classic example of how NOT to adult.
1 month ago
When someone tries to preach to you but you have receipts of their hypocrisy 😂🔥 #Burn
1 month ago
Me trying to figure out who I am after seeing my ID, real, and Facebook profile pictures. 😂
1 month ago
Hillary and Obama were playing Mafia Wars in a UN meeting and Putin was the one who killed Hillary in the game 😂
1 month ago
Facebook said no more 😭. Time to move to the dog house.
1 month ago
When you get a new MacBook for Christmas and all you do is Facebook😂. Guess what? It's a $2000 Facebook machine now😜.
1 month ago
When you try sliding into the DMs but end up faceplanting into a wall of rejection 😂 #FacebookFail #CatfishKarma
1 month ago
When you realize your ideal partner exists only in your mind 😂 #RamboHousewife
1 month ago
Me pretending to be shocked that 99.9% of people would rather post about snow on Facebook than actually go outside and touch grass 😂
1 month ago
The Seven Deadly Sins reimagined for the internet age 😂
1 month ago
My Facebook fact-checker must have gone on vacation because my posts are getting WILD! 😂 #FacebookJail #FactCheckFail
1 month ago
When you troll Phil Collins fans on Facebook by posting "RIP" and they start posting condolences before checking the news 😂
1 month ago
It's impossible. It's risky. It's pointless. Give it a try. Two minutes later: WHAT THE HELL WAS THAT?!?!?!?!?!
1 month ago