My friends list is getting smaller, but it's for a good cause. I'm raising awareness for Alzheimer's, one forgotten friend at a time. 😂
7 days ago
Facebook: Where you sit around, waste time, write on walls, and get poked by strangers... just like jail, but with more cat memes 😂
7 days ago
Stalking IRL: Creepy. Stalking on Facebook: Jackpot! 😂 It's not creepy if it's through a screen, right? 👀
7 days ago
Breaking News: Zuckerberg found hiding in old photos from 1940. He’s been collecting data for a while now. 🕵️‍♂️😂
7 days ago
When you troll a dad on Facebook and he takes it *way* too seriously 😂. "I'm calling the Apple Store!" Sir, this is a Wendy's.
7 days ago
Me pretending to be interested in someone's hobbies so they'll go out with me 😂
8 days ago
When brunch with the squad turns into an accidental life event 🍹🤦‍♀️
8 days ago
When you realize your 'secret' isn't so secret 😂 #OopsMoment
8 days ago
When you're 100% single but still stressed about becoming an aunt or uncle 😂👶
8 days ago
When your Facebook profile is a bear trap! 🐻📦 #PedoBearAlert
9 days ago
When your comebacks are top-tier 😂💥
26 days ago
When 'sharing' gets a little too real 😂🕵️‍♂️
26 days ago
Stealing the spotlight... and then getting caught on it! 🎭🔍 #KarmaGotMe
27 days ago
When getting 'likes' becomes more important than saving lives 😂💉 #RealDoctorGoals
27 days ago