"Dad, this is my new boyfriend, Mohammad." Me: *has a heart attack* Daughter: "Just kidding, he's named Steve." Me: "Thank god, for a second there, I thought I was going to have to learn Arabic."
1 month ago
When the Menโ€™s Rights Activists ask the Womenโ€™s Rights group to make sandwiches for their convention after the caterer cancels ๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿฅช
1 month ago
When Facebook just isn't cutting it anymore ๐Ÿ˜‚
1 month ago
When you're high on life but people assume otherwise ๐Ÿ˜‚
1 month ago
My friends list is getting smaller, but it's for a good cause. I'm raising awareness for Alzheimer's, one forgotten friend at a time. ๐Ÿ˜‚
1 month ago
Facebook: Where you sit around, waste time, write on walls, and get poked by strangers... just like jail, but with more cat memes ๐Ÿ˜‚
1 month ago
Stalking IRL: Creepy. Stalking on Facebook: Jackpot! ๐Ÿ˜‚ It's not creepy if it's through a screen, right? ๐Ÿ‘€
1 month ago
Breaking News: Zuckerberg found hiding in old photos from 1940. Heโ€™s been collecting data for a while now. ๐Ÿ•ต๏ธโ€โ™‚๏ธ๐Ÿ˜‚
1 month ago
When you troll a dad on Facebook and he takes it *way* too seriously ๐Ÿ˜‚. "I'm calling the Apple Store!" Sir, this is a Wendy's.
1 month ago
Me pretending to be interested in someone's hobbies so they'll go out with me ๐Ÿ˜‚
1 month ago
When brunch with the squad turns into an accidental life event ๐Ÿน๐Ÿคฆโ€โ™€๏ธ
1 month ago
When you realize your 'secret' isn't so secret ๐Ÿ˜‚ #OopsMoment
1 month ago
When you're 100% single but still stressed about becoming an aunt or uncle ๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ‘ถ
1 month ago
When your Facebook profile is a bear trap! ๐Ÿป๐Ÿ“ฆ #PedoBearAlert
1 month ago
When your comebacks are top-tier ๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ’ฅ
2 months ago