Facebook users be like: "It's free real estate!" 😂 Meanwhile, Mark Zuckerberg in the background: "I'm about to make a fortune off your data!" 🤑
1 month ago
When you find out your "best friend" spent $250 on your dinner and you're like 👀🤑
1 month ago
When you accidentally expose your priorities while trying to appear offended 😂 #iPhonePriorities #CouldntResist
1 month ago
Me pretending to be Chad to ask out my crush vs. Accidentally becoming their relationship therapist
1 month ago
When the lighting is just right... or should I say, just wrong? 😂
1 month ago
Facebook board meeting: "Mark, Google+ is taking all our users! What do we do?!" Mark: "😈 Fuck up the chat system. 😈"
1 month ago
Facebook's security check be like: "Prove you're not a robot by typing 'humping grandchildren'"
1 month ago
My internet knows me better than I know myself 😂
1 month ago
Steven's passive aggressive note about Lisa's bathroom habits is giving off "single" vibes 😂
1 month ago
It's amazing what I can do for others...like hold their hair back while they puke. But there are some things I can't do for myself. 😂
1 month ago
When your friend who just bought a $50 point-and-shoot camera calls themselves a "photographer" 😂
1 month ago
"God speaks against homosexuality" - proceeds to get caught doing something equally or more questionable. Classic internet moment 😂
1 month ago
Sharing the horrors of child slavery on Facebook for likes and comments... priorities, people! 🤦‍♂️
1 month ago
When Facebook suggests you add a baby as a friend and their profile picture is...well, you see. It was just an adorable baby. I am a monster and I'm going to hell.
1 month ago
When you want a profound tattoo but end up with "picnic table" permanently etched on your body 😂. At least it's a conversation starter? #TattooFail #PicnicTableForLife
1 month ago