Me trying to understand the government's logic behind taxes ๐Ÿค”
9 days ago
When you realize the fate of the free world rests on the shoulders of one person ๐Ÿ˜ฌ
9 days ago
Me pretending to work hard so my boss thinks I deserve that promotion ๐Ÿ˜‚
25 days ago
Government be like: "We're cooking up some solutions!" ๐Ÿคฃ Meanwhile, the people are getting fried. ๐Ÿฅต
27 days ago
When you risk your life for your country but still have to pay for your equipment ๐Ÿ˜‚
1 month ago
Getting a tax return is like giving the government an interest-free loan for a year. ๐Ÿ˜‚
1 month ago
Me considering a career in politics after seeing how little accountability there is ๐Ÿ˜‚
1 month ago
The government is definitely watching your junk๐Ÿ‘€. They're collecting data for the biggest dick pic database in the world! Next time you take a leak, make sure you give them a good one๐Ÿ†.
1 month ago
Politicians and free speech: A love-hate relationship ๐Ÿ˜‚ #freespeech #politics #censorship
1 month ago
Me after paying my taxes and waiting for the roads to be fixed ๐Ÿ˜‚
1 month ago
Me explaining to my history teacher why I don't trust the government: ๐Ÿ“‰
1 month ago
If the US government was a regular household they would be getting calls from creditors all day! ๐Ÿ˜‚ #NationalDebt #BudgetCuts #Economy
1 month ago
This guy understood the assignment: retire rich or die trying ๐Ÿ˜‚
1 month ago
I had a nightmare about living in a dystopian USA. Woke up in a cold sweat, then realized it wasn't a dream, it was just Tuesday. ๐Ÿ˜ฌ
1 month ago
TSA: This is for your freedom. Julian Assange: This is terrorism.
1 month ago