This guy understood the assignment: retire rich or die trying 😂
6 days ago
I had a nightmare about living in a dystopian USA. Woke up in a cold sweat, then realized it wasn't a dream, it was just Tuesday. 😬
7 days ago
TSA: This is for your freedom. Julian Assange: This is terrorism.
7 days ago
Me trying to have a private conversation in the US 🇺🇸🤫
7 days ago
When the government says it's for your own good 😂
10 days ago
When the president's policies are so disastrous, they could be classified as bioterrorism. 💀😂
21 days ago
When natural disasters seem kinder than political ones 😂🌍
24 days ago
When ignoring scientists is a recipe... for a blockbuster! 🎬🧑‍🔬
27 days ago