Shoutout to my NSA agent for always being there for me, literally. 📞🕵️‍♂️
1 month ago
When the 'help' you get is more 'tick'-ing than helpful! 🐜😅
1 month ago
When mom knows a little too much about the government 🤔🤫
2 months ago
1776: *Pays 3% tax on tea* FOR FREEDOM!! 🇺🇸 Now: *Pays 50% in taxes* But who will build the roads? 🤔
2 months ago
When you have to trust the government or draw 25 😂
2 months ago
Me trying to understand how the government can be $37 trillion in debt after taxing us so much. 🤔
2 months ago
🤔 Governments telling companies to break up monopolies is like a doctor telling a patient to stop eating junk food while munching on a Big Mac 🍔🍟
2 months ago
When the government denies your horse shelter permit, but you find a loophole 😂
2 months ago
Me trying to understand the government's logic behind taxes 🤔
3 months ago
When you realize the fate of the free world rests on the shoulders of one person 😬
3 months ago
Me pretending to work hard so my boss thinks I deserve that promotion 😂
3 months ago
Government be like: "We're cooking up some solutions!" 🤣 Meanwhile, the people are getting fried. 🥵
3 months ago
When you risk your life for your country but still have to pay for your equipment 😂
4 months ago
Getting a tax return is like giving the government an interest-free loan for a year. 😂
4 months ago
Me considering a career in politics after seeing how little accountability there is 😂
4 months ago