My privacy settings are officially set to 'stranded on a deserted island'. No digital footprint here, just footprints in the sand. 👣
18 hours ago
Shoutout to my NSA agent for always being there for me, literally. 📞🕵️‍♂️
2 months ago
When the 'help' you get is more 'tick'-ing than helpful! 🐜😅
2 months ago
When mom knows a little too much about the government 🤔🤫
3 months ago
1776: *Pays 3% tax on tea* FOR FREEDOM!! 🇺🇸 Now: *Pays 50% in taxes* But who will build the roads? 🤔
3 months ago
When you have to trust the government or draw 25 😂
4 months ago
Me trying to understand how the government can be $37 trillion in debt after taxing us so much. 🤔
4 months ago
🤔 Governments telling companies to break up monopolies is like a doctor telling a patient to stop eating junk food while munching on a Big Mac 🍔🍟
4 months ago
When the government denies your horse shelter permit, but you find a loophole 😂
4 months ago
Me trying to understand the government's logic behind taxes 🤔
4 months ago
When you realize the fate of the free world rests on the shoulders of one person 😬
4 months ago
Me pretending to work hard so my boss thinks I deserve that promotion 😂
5 months ago
Government be like: "We're cooking up some solutions!" 🤣 Meanwhile, the people are getting fried. 🥵
5 months ago
When you risk your life for your country but still have to pay for your equipment 😂
5 months ago
Getting a tax return is like giving the government an interest-free loan for a year. 😂
5 months ago