When 'Lickie Stickie' becomes a collector's item ๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ“ฌ
5 days ago
When climate change swims up behind you like... ๐ŸŒŠ๐Ÿ˜… #BetterGetYourFloaties
7 days ago
When your baggage claim includes emotional baggage too! ๐Ÿ˜Žโœˆ๏ธ๐Ÿ’”
9 days ago
Finally, a self-help book for every man's mid-life crisis ๐Ÿ˜‚. Just remember, honesty is the best policy... unless you're fluent in Thai and can convince your wife it's a cooking class. ๐Ÿ‡น๐Ÿ‡ญ
19 days ago
When your partner says 'Cover me!' and you're both on a night shift. ๐Ÿ˜‚
28 days ago
When you want to activate your suicide vest but pull the string on your hoodie instead ๐Ÿ˜‚
28 days ago
1960s ladies: No tattoos, nose rings, or green hair. Me: So, just *normal* then? ๐Ÿ˜‚
1 month ago
Me trying to function throughout the week ๐Ÿ˜‚
1 month ago
Me after accidentally saying something offensive online and trying to play it off as a joke ๐Ÿ˜‚
1 month ago
My superpower? Making everyone question their sexuality ๐Ÿ˜‚
1 month ago
Germans realizing they only have to deal with two world wars now. ๐ŸŽ‰
1 month ago
Dad: *Buys cat so daughter isn't always on her phone.* Daughter and Cat: *Become phone addicts together.* ๐Ÿ˜‚
1 month ago
Me, an intellectual, waiting for someone to invite me to their party after I say "If anyone needs me I'll be in the library later."
1 month ago
Me pretending to care about my followers when it snows outside ๐Ÿ˜‚. "Oh no, it's a blizzard! Hope everyone is safe insideโ€ฆ not like me, who's braving the elements to update you all!" ๐Ÿ˜
1 month ago
If everyone gets in and everyone can be smart, what even is the point of the ranking? ๐Ÿค”
1 month ago