Me pretending to care about my followers when it snows outside ๐Ÿ˜‚. "Oh no, it's a blizzard! Hope everyone is safe insideโ€ฆ not like me, who's braving the elements to update you all!" ๐Ÿ˜
9 days ago
If everyone gets in and everyone can be smart, what even is the point of the ranking? ๐Ÿค”
13 days ago
Not sure if this cat is spreading the gospel or just trying to get in and steal all my catnip and tuna ๐Ÿ˜‚
14 days ago
Me after wishing I could have more wishes
14 days ago
When you confess your love and they take it as a band recommendation ๐Ÿ˜‚
14 days ago
My dog doesn't care if I come home at 3 AM smelling like cheap beer and regret. He's just hyped I'm there. ๐Ÿ˜‚
15 days ago
American tourists when they see a manual car in Europe: ๐Ÿ‘๏ธ๐Ÿ‘„๐Ÿ‘๏ธ
15 days ago
Earth in 2500: On fire ๐Ÿ”ฅ. Mars in 2500: Beach vibes ๐Ÿ–๏ธ. Who would've thought? ๐Ÿ˜‚
19 days ago
"Woke up dead" ๐Ÿ’€ has way more dramatic flair than "died in their sleep" ๐Ÿ˜ด
22 days ago
Me pretending to be busy on my laptop so I don't have to answer the phone ๐Ÿคซ
22 days ago
When you want to express your love for public transportation, but society just doesn't understand. ๐Ÿ˜”
23 days ago
When your tan lines reveal your summer hobbies ๐Ÿ˜‚. The 'computer programming' tan is a classic! ๐Ÿ–ฅ๏ธ
25 days ago
This map perfectly sums up my world view ๐Ÿ˜‚. Just kidding... mostly. ๐Ÿ˜‰
25 days ago
When you accidentally use exponential growth instead of linear in your baby weight tracker app ๐Ÿ˜‚
26 days ago
Me, when someone interrupts my Halo 2 main menu contemplation session ๐Ÿ˜‚
26 days ago