Whales discussing the dangers in their waters, one suggesting they should walk on land and another named Barry telling that whale to shut up.
7 hours ago
Bill Burr dropping truth bombs about the sexes. 😂
23 hours ago
Me realizing I forgot to buy a Birkin Bag and matching diamond earrings at the airport duty-free 💅 #RichPeopleProblems
2 days ago
How the ideal bikini body has changed over the decades 😂
2 days ago
When the sign is brutally honest 😂. No sugarcoating here, just pure, unadulterated truth. It's like the sign is saying, 'Look, I'm not going to lie to you, if you hit me, you're about to have a REALLY bad day.'
2 days ago
When you want a free ride home but can't afford a taxi 😂🚓
2 days ago
Odin: "I kept my promises. Where's your god now?" 😂
2 days ago
Moms when their sons whip it out vs dads when their daughters whip it out 😂 #doubleStandard #parenting
2 days ago
POV: When you try to sneak to the kitchen for a midnight snack and you find Pac-Man.
2 days ago
Jesus: *Wakes up after 2000 years* "My wounds still hurt!" Angels: "It's time for your second coming!" Jesus: "Nah, it's payback time."😈
2 days ago
When you drop trou in front of a cop car and realize there is an officer inside 😂🚔. Justice served swiftly. #baddecisions #mooning #police
3 days ago
Me trying to convince myself things will get better after each new pop music disaster 💀
3 days ago
Playing Crysis in 2011: "To proceed, enter your age." Playing Crysis today: "What is the image below?" 😭
4 days ago
When you accidentally wear your pants too low at the office and everyone can see your happy trail. 😬
6 days ago
Jesus died for our sins, and some of us are eternally grateful, others, not so much. 😂
6 days ago