My dad told Eve not to eat the apple, but she ate it anyway. And that's why we're all here. 😂
9 days ago
When you're married, on Tinder, and just looking for friends to go to church with. 🙏
13 days ago
Not sure if this cat is spreading the gospel or just trying to get in and steal all my catnip and tuna 😂
14 days ago
Jesus looking up to heaven like: "C'mon guys, at least *try* to sin a little! I didn't die for *nothing*." 😂
24 days ago
When you get your period and feel like Jesus is with you. 🙏🩸
25 days ago
Jesus be like: "Do you even lift bro?"😂💪
1 month ago
Jesus said "Let the little children come to me," not "Let the little lambs come to me."
1 month ago
When you mistake the sun for the son of God 😂
1 month ago
Me trying to explain NFTs to my grandpa
1 month ago
Jesus after a night out in Jerusalem 😂
1 month ago
Jesus returns and says what every MAGA republican is thinking 🤔
1 month ago
This is my kind of Last Supper! 😂
1 month ago
Jesus hung out with 12 guys and a prostitute. He was more like me than like you. 😂
1 month ago
Odin: "I kept my promises. Where's your god now?" 😂
1 month ago
Jesus: *Wakes up after 2000 years* "My wounds still hurt!" Angels: "It's time for your second coming!" Jesus: "Nah, it's payback time."😈
1 month ago