Odin: "I kept my promises. Where's your god now?" ๐Ÿ˜‚
2 days ago
Jesus: *Wakes up after 2000 years* "My wounds still hurt!" Angels: "It's time for your second coming!" Jesus: "Nah, it's payback time."๐Ÿ˜ˆ
2 days ago
When you realize Easter is just Jesus' messy rebirth day ๐Ÿฃ
3 days ago
Jesus died for our sins, and some of us are eternally grateful, others, not so much. ๐Ÿ˜‚
6 days ago
Pastor: "That never happened, Jesus." Jesus: "Lol, tell them anyway!"
6 days ago
Jesus: "Do a Batman symbol." Barber: "Go away Jesus" ๐Ÿ˜‚
6 days ago
Me trying to sneak into heaven after telling Yo Momma jokes about Mary ๐ŸŽบ๐Ÿคซ
6 days ago
Jesus looking up like: "C'mon guys, at least one sin a day. Keeps the doctorโ€ฆand me in business. ๐Ÿ™๐Ÿ˜ˆ"
7 days ago
When you realize you might have messed up big time ๐Ÿ˜ฌ
7 days ago
When you have only 5 loaves and 2 fishes but need to feed 5000 people: "Don't worry, I know a guy..."
7 days ago
When salvation has no limits! ๐Ÿ™Œ๐Ÿ˜Ž
8 days ago
When you're singing along to "Yesterday," but you get to the "Suddenly" part.
10 days ago
Me waiting for Jesus to come back so I can finally tell him about how my mom ruined Christmas of '09.
10 days ago
Jesus: "When they said, 'no more nails,' I thought they were joking! ๐Ÿ˜‚"
10 days ago
When you're stuck in a tough spot, but the song insists ๐Ÿ˜‚โœ‹
25 days ago