A friendly reminder that sometimes the answer to 'What Would Jesus Do?' involves righteous table-flipping. ╯°□°)╯︵ ┻━┻
A friendly reminder that sometimes the answer to 'What Would Jesus Do?' involves righteous table-flipping. โ•ฏยฐโ–กยฐ๏ผ‰โ•ฏ๏ธต โ”ปโ”โ”ป
2 months ago
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And on the eighth day, Jesus performed his most popular miracle. The party was lit. 🙏❄️
And on the eighth day, Jesus performed his most popular miracle. The party was lit. ๐Ÿ™โ„๏ธ
2 months ago
88
Even Jesus has his limits, and that limit is basic autumn drink requests. 🎃☕
Even Jesus has his limits, and that limit is basic autumn drink requests. ๐ŸŽƒโ˜•
6 months ago
94
The universe is vast and full of wonders, but the main takeaway is surprisingly specific. 🤔
The universe is vast and full of wonders, but the main takeaway is surprisingly specific. ๐Ÿค”
8 months ago
71
Some questions are better left for the search bar, not the prayer circle. 🙏😂
Some questions are better left for the search bar, not the prayer circle. ๐Ÿ™๐Ÿ˜‚
8 months ago
89
When your punchline is holier than thou 😂🙏
When your punchline is holier than thou ๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ™
8 months ago
75
When you ask Jesus for all the answers, but he doesn't know where to find midget porn. Guess Google still has its uses 😂
When you ask Jesus for all the answers, but he doesn't know where to find midget porn. Guess Google still has its uses ๐Ÿ˜‚
10 months ago
91
When you find out Jesus loves you means something a little different south of the border 😂
When you find out Jesus loves you means something a little different south of the border ๐Ÿ˜‚
10 months ago
53
Jesus turning flour into cocaine? Looks like he’s about to turn water into wine…with a kick. 😂
Jesus turning flour into cocaine? Looks like heโ€™s about to turn water into wineโ€ฆwith a kick. ๐Ÿ˜‚
10 months ago
71
Jesus: "Hell yea nigga hit that shit" 

Pope: *lights blunt*
Jesus: "Hell yea nigga hit that shit" Pope: *lights blunt*
10 months ago
84
My dad told Eve not to eat the apple, but she ate it anyway. And that's why we're all here. 😂
My dad told Eve not to eat the apple, but she ate it anyway. And that's why we're all here. ๐Ÿ˜‚
11 months ago
109
When you're married, on Tinder, and just looking for friends to go to church with. 🙏
When you're married, on Tinder, and just looking for friends to go to church with. ๐Ÿ™
11 months ago
101
Not sure if this cat is spreading the gospel or just trying to get in and steal all my catnip and tuna 😂
Not sure if this cat is spreading the gospel or just trying to get in and steal all my catnip and tuna ๐Ÿ˜‚
11 months ago
82
Jesus looking up to heaven like: "C'mon guys, at least *try* to sin a little! I didn't die for *nothing*." 😂
Jesus looking up to heaven like: "C'mon guys, at least *try* to sin a little! I didn't die for *nothing*." ๐Ÿ˜‚
11 months ago
120
When you get your period and feel like Jesus is with you. 🙏🩸
When you get your period and feel like Jesus is with you. ๐Ÿ™๐Ÿฉธ
11 months ago
64