When you see a post so incredibly dumb it breaks the laws of physics and common sense. 🤦‍♂️
When you see a post so incredibly dumb it breaks the laws of physics and common sense. ๐Ÿคฆโ€โ™‚๏ธ
8 days ago
37
He is risen... from the endless scroll of misinformation. A true modern miracle! ✨
He is risen... from the endless scroll of misinformation. A true modern miracle! โœจ
1 month ago
99
Ever wonder how the Bible ended up in every hotel room? It was a divine business negotiation. 🤝
Ever wonder how the Bible ended up in every hotel room? It was a divine business negotiation. ๐Ÿค
1 month ago
82
Some sins are so bad that divine mercy runs out and you get turned French. A truly terrible fate. 🙏🇫🇷
Some sins are so bad that divine mercy runs out and you get turned French. A truly terrible fate. ๐Ÿ™๐Ÿ‡ซ๐Ÿ‡ท
2 months ago
135
A friendly reminder that sometimes the answer to 'What Would Jesus Do?' involves righteous table-flipping. ╯°□°)╯︵ ┻━┻
A friendly reminder that sometimes the answer to 'What Would Jesus Do?' involves righteous table-flipping. โ•ฏยฐโ–กยฐ๏ผ‰โ•ฏ๏ธต โ”ปโ”โ”ป
6 months ago
231
And on the eighth day, Jesus performed his most popular miracle. The party was lit. 🙏❄️
And on the eighth day, Jesus performed his most popular miracle. The party was lit. ๐Ÿ™โ„๏ธ
6 months ago
261
Even Jesus has his limits, and that limit is basic autumn drink requests. 🎃☕
Even Jesus has his limits, and that limit is basic autumn drink requests. ๐ŸŽƒโ˜•
10 months ago
329
The universe is vast and full of wonders, but the main takeaway is surprisingly specific. 🤔
The universe is vast and full of wonders, but the main takeaway is surprisingly specific. ๐Ÿค”
1 year ago
283
Some questions are better left for the search bar, not the prayer circle. 🙏😂
Some questions are better left for the search bar, not the prayer circle. ๐Ÿ™๐Ÿ˜‚
1 year ago
276
When your punchline is holier than thou 😂🙏
When your punchline is holier than thou ๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ™
1 year ago
229
When you ask Jesus for all the answers, but he doesn't know where to find midget porn. Guess Google still has its uses 😂
When you ask Jesus for all the answers, but he doesn't know where to find midget porn. Guess Google still has its uses ๐Ÿ˜‚
1 year ago
292
When you find out Jesus loves you means something a little different south of the border 😂
When you find out Jesus loves you means something a little different south of the border ๐Ÿ˜‚
1 year ago
195
Jesus turning flour into cocaine? Looks like he’s about to turn water into wine…with a kick. 😂
Jesus turning flour into cocaine? Looks like heโ€™s about to turn water into wineโ€ฆwith a kick. ๐Ÿ˜‚
1 year ago
230
Jesus: "Hell yea nigga hit that shit" 

Pope: *lights blunt*
Jesus: "Hell yea nigga hit that shit" Pope: *lights blunt*
1 year ago
282
My dad told Eve not to eat the apple, but she ate it anyway. And that's why we're all here. 😂
My dad told Eve not to eat the apple, but she ate it anyway. And that's why we're all here. ๐Ÿ˜‚
1 year ago
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