When you ask Jesus for all the answers, but he doesn't know where to find midget porn. Guess Google still has its uses ๐Ÿ˜‚
29 days ago
When you find out Jesus loves you means something a little different south of the border ๐Ÿ˜‚
1 month ago
Jesus turning flour into cocaine? Looks like heโ€™s about to turn water into wineโ€ฆwith a kick. ๐Ÿ˜‚
1 month ago
Jesus: "Hell yea nigga hit that shit" Pope: *lights blunt*
1 month ago
My dad told Eve not to eat the apple, but she ate it anyway. And that's why we're all here. ๐Ÿ˜‚
1 month ago
When you're married, on Tinder, and just looking for friends to go to church with. ๐Ÿ™
1 month ago
Not sure if this cat is spreading the gospel or just trying to get in and steal all my catnip and tuna ๐Ÿ˜‚
2 months ago
Jesus looking up to heaven like: "C'mon guys, at least *try* to sin a little! I didn't die for *nothing*." ๐Ÿ˜‚
2 months ago
When you get your period and feel like Jesus is with you. ๐Ÿ™๐Ÿฉธ
2 months ago
Jesus be like: "Do you even lift bro?"๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ’ช
2 months ago
Jesus said "Let the little children come to me," not "Let the little lambs come to me."
2 months ago
When you mistake the sun for the son of God ๐Ÿ˜‚
2 months ago
Me trying to explain NFTs to my grandpa
2 months ago
Jesus after a night out in Jerusalem ๐Ÿ˜‚
2 months ago
Jesus returns and says what every MAGA republican is thinking ๐Ÿค”
2 months ago