The universe is vast and full of wonders, but the main takeaway is surprisingly specific. ๐Ÿค”
27 days ago
Some questions are better left for the search bar, not the prayer circle. ๐Ÿ™๐Ÿ˜‚
1 month ago
When your punchline is holier than thou ๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ™
1 month ago
When you ask Jesus for all the answers, but he doesn't know where to find midget porn. Guess Google still has its uses ๐Ÿ˜‚
2 months ago
When you find out Jesus loves you means something a little different south of the border ๐Ÿ˜‚
2 months ago
Jesus turning flour into cocaine? Looks like heโ€™s about to turn water into wineโ€ฆwith a kick. ๐Ÿ˜‚
2 months ago
Jesus: "Hell yea nigga hit that shit" Pope: *lights blunt*
2 months ago
My dad told Eve not to eat the apple, but she ate it anyway. And that's why we're all here. ๐Ÿ˜‚
3 months ago
When you're married, on Tinder, and just looking for friends to go to church with. ๐Ÿ™
3 months ago
Not sure if this cat is spreading the gospel or just trying to get in and steal all my catnip and tuna ๐Ÿ˜‚
3 months ago
Jesus looking up to heaven like: "C'mon guys, at least *try* to sin a little! I didn't die for *nothing*." ๐Ÿ˜‚
3 months ago
When you get your period and feel like Jesus is with you. ๐Ÿ™๐Ÿฉธ
3 months ago
Jesus be like: "Do you even lift bro?"๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ’ช
4 months ago
Jesus said "Let the little children come to me," not "Let the little lambs come to me."
4 months ago
When you mistake the sun for the son of God ๐Ÿ˜‚
4 months ago