Even Jesus has his limits, and that limit is basic autumn drink requests. ๐ŸŽƒโ˜•
14 days ago
The universe is vast and full of wonders, but the main takeaway is surprisingly specific. ๐Ÿค”
2 months ago
Some questions are better left for the search bar, not the prayer circle. ๐Ÿ™๐Ÿ˜‚
2 months ago
When your punchline is holier than thou ๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ™
2 months ago
When you ask Jesus for all the answers, but he doesn't know where to find midget porn. Guess Google still has its uses ๐Ÿ˜‚
4 months ago
When you find out Jesus loves you means something a little different south of the border ๐Ÿ˜‚
4 months ago
Jesus turning flour into cocaine? Looks like heโ€™s about to turn water into wineโ€ฆwith a kick. ๐Ÿ˜‚
4 months ago
Jesus: "Hell yea nigga hit that shit" Pope: *lights blunt*
4 months ago
My dad told Eve not to eat the apple, but she ate it anyway. And that's why we're all here. ๐Ÿ˜‚
4 months ago
When you're married, on Tinder, and just looking for friends to go to church with. ๐Ÿ™
5 months ago
Not sure if this cat is spreading the gospel or just trying to get in and steal all my catnip and tuna ๐Ÿ˜‚
5 months ago
Jesus looking up to heaven like: "C'mon guys, at least *try* to sin a little! I didn't die for *nothing*." ๐Ÿ˜‚
5 months ago
When you get your period and feel like Jesus is with you. ๐Ÿ™๐Ÿฉธ
5 months ago
Jesus be like: "Do you even lift bro?"๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ’ช
5 months ago
Jesus said "Let the little children come to me," not "Let the little lambs come to me."
5 months ago