Self-defense for women 101 😂. Step 1: Assume a guarded stance. Step 2: Begin discussing commitment. Step 3: Watch as male flees in terror. Works every time! 😉
1 month ago
When your wife says "Tie me to the bed and do whatever you want" and you take her literally 😂
1 month ago
Husband has seen his wife in lingerie before... thousands of times! It doesn't seem to bother him, but he is over sunsets.
1 month ago
He farted. She sprayed air freshener. And then, he assaulted her? Sounds like someone needs to work on their communication skills and anger management 💨🙊
1 month ago
Me, a Yellowstone extra, waiting for someone to buy this dusty old toy horse for $5 so I can go back to ranching and not have to worry about getting murdered on the front porch. 🤠
1 month ago
Me trying to carefully approach my wife after I left the toilet seat up.
1 month ago
"Do you know who I am?" "Of course, I do. I married your sister!" 😂
1 month ago
My wife was sad, so I showed her my boobs. Apparently, that doesn't work both ways. 😂 #marriagehumor #genderroles #relatable
1 month ago
Savage Level: Expert 😂
1 month ago
She's mad he paid for it, he's mad he didn't have to 😂
1 month ago
When you want to set the expectations straight from the beginning 😂
1 month ago
If he pauses his game in the middle of a boss fight just to text you back, you better put a ring on it!💍
1 month ago
My wife and I keep "trying" for a second child 😂. Little does she know, my secret vasectomy was the best gift I ever gave myself 🤫.
1 month ago
When 'serving salad' takes on a whole new meaning... 🥒🥗😂
1 month ago
When you hire your neighbor to impregnate your wife 72 times and find out BOTH of you are shooting blanks 😂. Guess who's getting sued? It's not the stork! #NeighborlyLoveGoneWrong
2 months ago