Me pretending to be sad when my wife says she's not talking to me for a month, but inside I'm doing the happy dance.🕺
3 months ago
When you finally meet the love of your life❤️
3 months ago
Husband: "My Olympic condoms finally arrived. I think I'll wear Gold tonight." Wife: "Why not wear Silver and come second for a change?"
3 months ago
Me on Mother's Day letting my wife know she wouldn't have kids without my contribution 😂
4 months ago
Marriage: Just say NO 😂. This is why prenups are important, fellas. Protect your assets!
4 months ago
When you see your dad with your mom last night and start to question his real intentions 🤔🍼
4 months ago
A good wife brings balance to a man's tractor... I mean, a good wife brings balance to a man's life 😂
4 months ago
Me after the wedding feast is finally over 😂
4 months ago
When your wife is more interested in the catch of the day than your actual catch 😂
4 months ago
Me and my husband haven't slept since Saturday because we made a pact to never go to bed angry. It's Wednesday, send coffee and backup.
4 months ago
Self-defense for women 101 😂. Step 1: Assume a guarded stance. Step 2: Begin discussing commitment. Step 3: Watch as male flees in terror. Works every time! 😉
4 months ago
When your wife says "Tie me to the bed and do whatever you want" and you take her literally 😂
4 months ago
Husband has seen his wife in lingerie before... thousands of times! It doesn't seem to bother him, but he is over sunsets.
4 months ago
He farted. She sprayed air freshener. And then, he assaulted her? Sounds like someone needs to work on their communication skills and anger management 💨🙊
4 months ago
Me, a Yellowstone extra, waiting for someone to buy this dusty old toy horse for $5 so I can go back to ranching and not have to worry about getting murdered on the front porch. 🤠
4 months ago