She's mad he paid for it, he's mad he didn't have to 😂
She's mad he paid for it, he's mad he didn't have to ๐Ÿ˜‚
1 year ago
113
When you want to set the expectations straight from the beginning 😂
When you want to set the expectations straight from the beginning ๐Ÿ˜‚
1 year ago
123
If he pauses his game in the middle of a boss fight just to text you back, you better put a ring on it!💍
If he pauses his game in the middle of a boss fight just to text you back, you better put a ring on it!๐Ÿ’
1 year ago
107
My wife and I keep "trying" for a second child 😂. Little does she know, my secret vasectomy was the best gift I ever gave myself 🤫.
My wife and I keep "trying" for a second child ๐Ÿ˜‚. Little does she know, my secret vasectomy was the best gift I ever gave myself ๐Ÿคซ.
1 year ago
120
When 'serving salad' takes on a whole new meaning... 🥒🥗😂
When 'serving salad' takes on a whole new meaning... ๐Ÿฅ’๐Ÿฅ—๐Ÿ˜‚
1 year ago
202
When you hire your neighbor to impregnate your wife 72 times and find out BOTH of you are shooting blanks 😂. Guess who's getting sued? It's not the stork! #NeighborlyLoveGoneWrong
When you hire your neighbor to impregnate your wife 72 times and find out BOTH of you are shooting blanks ๐Ÿ˜‚. Guess who's getting sued? It's not the stork! #NeighborlyLoveGoneWrong
1 year ago
179
When your love story ends with an apocalypse 😂
When your love story ends with an apocalypse ๐Ÿ˜‚
1 year ago
186
When the cost of living beats the afterlife package deal! 💀🤑
When the cost of living beats the afterlife package deal! ๐Ÿ’€๐Ÿค‘
1 year ago
110
Good: Telling him over a romantic dinner. 🥰
Bad: Whispering it during your wedding vows. 😬
Good: Telling him over a romantic dinner. ๐Ÿฅฐ Bad: Whispering it during your wedding vows. ๐Ÿ˜ฌ
1 year ago
157
Selling my perfectly good Suzuki GSXR 1000 because my wife didn't approve of the purchase.  It was only ever driven by an adult, with all wheels firmly on the ground. It has only 1000 miles. "Do what you want" never meant so much pain. 😂
Selling my perfectly good Suzuki GSXR 1000 because my wife didn't approve of the purchase. It was only ever driven by an adult, with all wheels firmly on the ground. It has only 1000 miles. "Do what you want" never meant so much pain. ๐Ÿ˜‚
1 year ago
148
💔 When the diagnosis hits you harder than expected... 😂
๐Ÿ’” When the diagnosis hits you harder than expected... ๐Ÿ˜‚
1 year ago
174
When love gets a little...economically savvy 💸❤️
When love gets a little...economically savvy ๐Ÿ’ธโค๏ธ
1 year ago
236
When he says he's just reading the 'paper' 😂📄
When he says he's just reading the 'paper' ๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ“„
1 year ago
150
When the password is more shocking than a heart attack! 😂🥴
When the password is more shocking than a heart attack! ๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿฅด
1 year ago
142
When 'W' isn't just a letter, but a lifetime commitment! 😂💍
When 'W' isn't just a letter, but a lifetime commitment! ๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ’
1 year ago
161