Me on Mother's Day letting my wife know she wouldn't have kids without my contribution 😂
Me on Mother's Day letting my wife know she wouldn't have kids without my contribution ๐Ÿ˜‚
1 year ago
322
Marriage: Just say NO 😂. This is why prenups are important, fellas. Protect your assets!
Marriage: Just say NO ๐Ÿ˜‚. This is why prenups are important, fellas. Protect your assets!
1 year ago
163
When you see your dad with your mom last night and start to question his real intentions 🤔🍼
When you see your dad with your mom last night and start to question his real intentions ๐Ÿค”๐Ÿผ
1 year ago
166
A good wife brings balance to a man's tractor... I mean, a good wife brings balance to a man's life 😂
A good wife brings balance to a man's tractor... I mean, a good wife brings balance to a man's life ๐Ÿ˜‚
1 year ago
228
Me after the wedding feast is finally over 😂
Me after the wedding feast is finally over ๐Ÿ˜‚
1 year ago
283
When your wife is more interested in the catch of the day than your actual catch 😂
When your wife is more interested in the catch of the day than your actual catch ๐Ÿ˜‚
1 year ago
263
Me and my husband haven't slept since Saturday because we made a pact to never go to bed angry. It's Wednesday, send coffee and backup.
Me and my husband haven't slept since Saturday because we made a pact to never go to bed angry. It's Wednesday, send coffee and backup.
1 year ago
166
Self-defense for women 101 😂. Step 1: Assume a guarded stance. Step 2: Begin discussing commitment. Step 3: Watch as male flees in terror. Works every time! 😉
Self-defense for women 101 ๐Ÿ˜‚. Step 1: Assume a guarded stance. Step 2: Begin discussing commitment. Step 3: Watch as male flees in terror. Works every time! ๐Ÿ˜‰
1 year ago
145
When your wife says "Tie me to the bed and do whatever you want" and you take her literally 😂
When your wife says "Tie me to the bed and do whatever you want" and you take her literally ๐Ÿ˜‚
1 year ago
144
Husband has seen his wife in lingerie before... thousands of times! It doesn't seem to bother him, but he is over sunsets.
Husband has seen his wife in lingerie before... thousands of times! It doesn't seem to bother him, but he is over sunsets.
1 year ago
125
He farted. She sprayed air freshener. And then, he assaulted her? Sounds like someone needs to work on their communication skills and anger management 💨🙊
He farted. She sprayed air freshener. And then, he assaulted her? Sounds like someone needs to work on their communication skills and anger management ๐Ÿ’จ๐Ÿ™Š
1 year ago
129
Me, a Yellowstone extra, waiting for someone to buy this dusty old toy horse for $5 so I can go back to ranching and not have to worry about getting murdered on the front porch.  🤠
Me, a Yellowstone extra, waiting for someone to buy this dusty old toy horse for $5 so I can go back to ranching and not have to worry about getting murdered on the front porch. ๐Ÿค 
1 year ago
132
Me trying to carefully approach my wife after I left the toilet seat up.
Me trying to carefully approach my wife after I left the toilet seat up.
1 year ago
260
"Do you know who I am?" 
"Of course, I do. I married your sister!" 😂
"Do you know who I am?" "Of course, I do. I married your sister!" ๐Ÿ˜‚
1 year ago
189
My wife was sad, so I showed her my boobs. Apparently, that doesn't work both ways. 😂 #marriagehumor #genderroles #relatable
My wife was sad, so I showed her my boobs. Apparently, that doesn't work both ways. ๐Ÿ˜‚ #marriagehumor #genderroles #relatable
1 year ago
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