Me trying to carefully approach my wife after I left the toilet seat up.
4 months ago
"Do you know who I am?" "Of course, I do. I married your sister!" 😂
4 months ago
My wife was sad, so I showed her my boobs. Apparently, that doesn't work both ways. 😂 #marriagehumor #genderroles #relatable
4 months ago
Savage Level: Expert 😂
4 months ago
She's mad he paid for it, he's mad he didn't have to 😂
4 months ago
When you want to set the expectations straight from the beginning 😂
4 months ago
If he pauses his game in the middle of a boss fight just to text you back, you better put a ring on it!💍
4 months ago
My wife and I keep "trying" for a second child 😂. Little does she know, my secret vasectomy was the best gift I ever gave myself 🤫.
4 months ago
When 'serving salad' takes on a whole new meaning... 🥒🥗😂
4 months ago
When you hire your neighbor to impregnate your wife 72 times and find out BOTH of you are shooting blanks 😂. Guess who's getting sued? It's not the stork! #NeighborlyLoveGoneWrong
5 months ago
When your love story ends with an apocalypse 😂
5 months ago
When the cost of living beats the afterlife package deal! 💀🤑
5 months ago
Good: Telling him over a romantic dinner. 🥰 Bad: Whispering it during your wedding vows. 😬
5 months ago
Selling my perfectly good Suzuki GSXR 1000 because my wife didn't approve of the purchase. It was only ever driven by an adult, with all wheels firmly on the ground. It has only 1000 miles. "Do what you want" never meant so much pain. 😂
5 months ago
💔 When the diagnosis hits you harder than expected... 😂
5 months ago