Who needs therapy when you have boobs? 🤷‍♂️
1 month ago
My therapist told me to embrace my flaws, so I went to Japan and coated them in gold. ✨
2 months ago
Me trying to out-therapy my therapist by becoming their therapist's therapist. It's theraption.
4 months ago
Me trying to explain my mood swings using high school chemistry knowledge 😂
4 months ago
Me trying to explain to my therapist why I can't function like a normal human being 😂
5 months ago
Stages of a veteran's life after war: 1. Wheelchair bound. 2. Begging in the streets. 3. Rocking back and forth in a chair, clutching his only remaining friend, Mr. Snuggles.
6 months ago
Me trying to explain to my therapist that the coffee wallpaper is breathing. ☕
6 months ago
When your hallucinations start hallucinating about hallucinating. It's hallucinations all the way down. 😂
6 months ago
Me trying to decide if I want a Big Mac or a McChicken.
6 months ago
When you forget to remember but remember to forget! 🧠🤔
6 months ago
When your computer and your lifestyle both run on the latest OS 🌈💻
7 months ago
When your mood swings are as epic as these mountains 🌄😅
7 months ago
When life gives you lemons, clap along 😂🍋👏
7 months ago