Getting a tax return is like giving the government an interest-free loan for a year. 😂
1 month ago
Tom Cruise: Highest paid actor of all time! Volodymyr Zelenskyy: Hold my beer 🍺
1 month ago
Me handing over my credit card after seeing the limited edition Futurama merchandise. 💰
1 month ago
Me performing CPR on my sugar daddy after he said he was broke
1 month ago
Me trying to access my account after buying a single coffee ☕
1 month ago
This cat is playing the long con. 😹
1 month ago
When you accidentally make a mom think you're homeless but you're actually just vibin' 😂
1 month ago
Me trying to hide from my cat's vet bills 😹💸
1 month ago
When you ask your mom for money and she says "Ask your dad" and then your dad says "Ask your mom" and you end up homeless.
1 month ago
Me when I realize the only way to make money is to work
1 month ago
If you bought Bitcoin in 2010, a BMW M5 cost 178,000 BTC. If you hodled, that same Bitcoin could now buy you a fleet of M5s in 2025. Moral of the story? Buy Bitcoin, buy BMWs (eventually).
1 month ago
Me pretending to be surprised that my bad financial decisions are stressing me out and affecting my health.🧘💰
1 month ago
When you find out your "best friend" spent $250 on your dinner and you're like 👀🤑
1 month ago
She's mad he paid for it, he's mad he didn't have to 😂
1 month ago
Saving for that special someone 🫴💰
1 month ago