When you ask a billionaire how he became a billionaire ๐Ÿ˜‚
8 months ago
And then I said: "I don't care how much money you have, I love you for who you are!"
8 months ago
Me trying to figure out if my $7.17/month girlfriend subscription includes benefits๐Ÿ˜‚
8 months ago
When being asymptomatic is a symptom ๐Ÿค‘
8 months ago
Enjoy Capitalismโ„ข - now available in a refreshing, exploitative flavor.
8 months ago
Reptilians creating humans to farm goyim for shekels. Illuminati confirmed๐Ÿคฏ
8 months ago
When you're trying to improve the gene pool but your standards are too high ๐Ÿ˜‚
8 months ago
Me after my boss tells me "we need to talk": "$1 per insult sounds reasonable. Let's go, I'm ready to buy a house!"
8 months ago
Finally, a job that pays me for what I do best ๐Ÿ’ฉ๐Ÿšฝ
8 months ago
Me explaining to my dog why we can't have steak every night ๐Ÿฅฉ๐Ÿ˜ญ
8 months ago
Me when I see money vs. Me after spending it all.
8 months ago
When you're so rich, your bed is made of money, but your spam folder is full of desperate pleas for help ๐Ÿ˜‚
8 months ago
Getting a tax return is like giving the government an interest-free loan for a year. ๐Ÿ˜‚
8 months ago
Tom Cruise: Highest paid actor of all time! Volodymyr Zelenskyy: Hold my beer ๐Ÿบ
8 months ago
Me handing over my credit card after seeing the limited edition Futurama merchandise. ๐Ÿ’ฐ
9 months ago