This is my plan for getting rich quick. What could possibly go wrong? ๐Ÿค”
7 months ago
When you tell your parents you hate them and wish you were never born so they hit you with the "I wish you were never born too" and reverse time to before you were conceived. ๐Ÿ˜‚
7 months ago
When your friend says they handled your investments during the stock market crash and you're about to find out if you're now a millionaire or living under a bridge
7 months ago
Me pretending to save money so I can buy more cat treats ๐Ÿ˜‚
7 months ago
When you win the lottery and your friends remind you to pay back your debts ๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ’ธ
7 months ago
When the IRS has a sense of ownership ๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿงพ๐Ÿ’ธ
8 months ago
When inflation merges your face with currency! ๐Ÿ’ธ๐Ÿ˜†
8 months ago
She told me we couldn't afford beer anymore, so I asked her how come she gets to spend $65 on makeup. I'm pretty sure beer goggles do the same thing ๐Ÿคทโ€โ™‚๏ธ
8 months ago
Rise and grind! ๐ŸŒ™๐Ÿ’ธ Some snooze, others hustle. #NightShiftNinja
8 months ago
Me trying to make it rain at the club after doing laundry with cash in my pocket๐Ÿ˜ฉ
8 months ago
When you're at the currency exchange and they start showing you memes instead of rates ๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ’ฑ
8 months ago
When you're financially supportive... by being moral support! ๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ’ธ
8 months ago