This math checks out. ๐Ÿค”
1 month ago
When you're broke but still want to make a statement ๐Ÿ˜‚
1 month ago
When you're so deep in credit card debt that you change your name to Visa
1 month ago
When she says โ€œtwo checks pleaseโ€ ๐Ÿ˜ญ๐Ÿ˜ญ๐Ÿ˜ญ
1 month ago
When you think you're getting a raise, but it's just a troll ๐Ÿ˜‚
1 month ago
This is my plan for getting rich quick. What could possibly go wrong? ๐Ÿค”
1 month ago
When you tell your parents you hate them and wish you were never born so they hit you with the "I wish you were never born too" and reverse time to before you were conceived. ๐Ÿ˜‚
1 month ago
When your friend says they handled your investments during the stock market crash and you're about to find out if you're now a millionaire or living under a bridge
1 month ago
Me pretending to save money so I can buy more cat treats ๐Ÿ˜‚
1 month ago
When you win the lottery and your friends remind you to pay back your debts ๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ’ธ
1 month ago
When the IRS has a sense of ownership ๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿงพ๐Ÿ’ธ
1 month ago
When inflation merges your face with currency! ๐Ÿ’ธ๐Ÿ˜†
1 month ago
She told me we couldn't afford beer anymore, so I asked her how come she gets to spend $65 on makeup. I'm pretty sure beer goggles do the same thing ๐Ÿคทโ€โ™‚๏ธ
2 months ago
Rise and grind! ๐ŸŒ™๐Ÿ’ธ Some snooze, others hustle. #NightShiftNinja
2 months ago
Me trying to make it rain at the club after doing laundry with cash in my pocket๐Ÿ˜ฉ
2 months ago