When you ask your mom for money and she says "Ask your dad" and then your dad says "Ask your mom" and you end up homeless.
3 months ago
Me when I realize the only way to make money is to work
3 months ago
If you bought Bitcoin in 2010, a BMW M5 cost 178,000 BTC. If you hodled, that same Bitcoin could now buy you a fleet of M5s in 2025. Moral of the story? Buy Bitcoin, buy BMWs (eventually).
3 months ago
Me pretending to be surprised that my bad financial decisions are stressing me out and affecting my health.๐Ÿง˜๐Ÿ’ฐ
3 months ago
When you find out your "best friend" spent $250 on your dinner and you're like ๐Ÿ‘€๐Ÿค‘
3 months ago
She's mad he paid for it, he's mad he didn't have to ๐Ÿ˜‚
3 months ago
Saving for that special someone ๐Ÿซด๐Ÿ’ฐ
3 months ago
This math checks out. ๐Ÿค”
3 months ago
When you're broke but still want to make a statement ๐Ÿ˜‚
3 months ago
When you're so deep in credit card debt that you change your name to Visa
3 months ago
When she says โ€œtwo checks pleaseโ€ ๐Ÿ˜ญ๐Ÿ˜ญ๐Ÿ˜ญ
3 months ago
When you think you're getting a raise, but it's just a troll ๐Ÿ˜‚
3 months ago
This is my plan for getting rich quick. What could possibly go wrong? ๐Ÿค”
3 months ago
When you tell your parents you hate them and wish you were never born so they hit you with the "I wish you were never born too" and reverse time to before you were conceived. ๐Ÿ˜‚
3 months ago
When your friend says they handled your investments during the stock market crash and you're about to find out if you're now a millionaire or living under a bridge
3 months ago