When 'I'm here for the wings' becomes a home delivery service ๐Ÿ—๐Ÿš—โค๏ธ
5 days ago
When your baggage claim includes emotional baggage too! ๐Ÿ˜Žโœˆ๏ธ๐Ÿ’”
9 days ago
Skeletor dropping some ancient wisdom๐Ÿ’€
19 days ago
Finally, a self-help book for every man's mid-life crisis ๐Ÿ˜‚. Just remember, honesty is the best policy... unless you're fluent in Thai and can convince your wife it's a cooking class. ๐Ÿ‡น๐Ÿ‡ญ
19 days ago
Me praying to God for the perfect man, knowing damn well I'm gonna friendzone him the second he shows interest ๐Ÿ˜‚ #FriendzoneChronicles
26 days ago
When you think you've hit rock bottom in your relationship but then you realize you are both meant to be. Happy Valentines Day! โค๏ธ
1 month ago
When your girl says she's 'not like other girls' ๐Ÿ˜‚
1 month ago
My superpower? Making everyone question their sexuality ๐Ÿ˜‚
1 month ago
Me when I check my boyfriend's phone to see if he's been talking to other girls but instead find 50 selfies of myself in his camera roll ๐Ÿ˜ญ
1 month ago
When you realize your dating prospects depend on the color of your skin ๐Ÿ˜‚
1 month ago
Me and who? ๐Ÿ˜‚ Double the unemployment, double the fun? Babies are expensive, but love don't cost a thing, right? ๐Ÿ‘ถ
1 month ago
When you confess your love and they take it as a band recommendation ๐Ÿ˜‚
2 months ago
Expectation vs. Reality: Dating Edition ๐Ÿ˜‚
2 months ago
My dog doesn't care if I come home at 3 AM smelling like cheap beer and regret. He's just hyped I'm there. ๐Ÿ˜‚
2 months ago
Never date a girl who works at Subway! She knows what a real 6" looks like ๐Ÿ˜‚
2 months ago