If Elon can juggle rockets, tweets, and a dozen kids, she can definitely text you back. Know your worth, king. 👑
13 days ago
Just when you think you've seen it all in the bedroom... she introduces a new, very specific skill. 😳
14 days ago
Sometimes you have to intervene to protect your legacy. A true strategic mastermind at work. 😂
15 days ago
He's taking this whole 'ghosting' thing a little too seriously. You can't disappear on him now. 👻
19 days ago
When your friend's matchmaking skills are so on point you end up with a goth wife and four half-goth babies. 🖤💚
20 days ago
He respects her need for security, but the budget remains the top priority. Tell RoboCop the perimeter is secure, and so is his wallet. 😂
23 days ago
That's one way to build a genetic library. Steven Beebe for the win! 😂
30 days ago
This marketing strategy is a masterclass in creating awkward situations. 🤣
1 month ago
Bro, some things can just stay in the group chat. 😅
1 month ago
The plan was to expose him, but he just saw it as a free profile picture. King of fumbling the bag with style. 💀
1 month ago
Finally, a 21st-century chastity belt. What could possibly go wrong? 💀
1 month ago
When you take 'decorate me' a little too literally. Sorry, gingerbread man. 😅
1 month ago
Who needs therapy when you have boobs? 🤷‍♂️
1 month ago
The prequel and the sequel... the facial expressions check out. 😂👶
1 month ago
Talk about a complicated relationship status. 😬
2 months ago