When inclusivity forgets to include the other side of the story 🤔
1 month ago
People born before 1990 be like: "I can program the VCR and identify my gender, what more do you need?"
1 month ago
Me trying to get life advice from a magic 8 ball 😂💀
1 month ago
When your partner says they like toys in the bedroom, but you're on different wavelengths 😂
1 month ago
When you get arrested on Opposite Day, it means you're actually being set free... right? 🤔😂
1 month ago
POV: You're chosen for the premium slave experience 🎢
1 month ago
Me pretending to care about what day it is 😂
1 month ago
When you water your plants but are worried they might grow up to be weeds 😂
1 month ago
Me trying to sound professional online vs. how I actually come across 😂
1 month ago
Me calculating how many extra peanuts I can sneak on board after they told me my bag was 3 lbs overweight 😂
1 month ago
Apple: We totally invented "slide to unlock" 😂
1 month ago
When you accidentally expose your priorities while trying to appear offended 😂 #iPhonePriorities #CouldntResist
1 month ago
Dwight's guide to life: FALSE. 😂
1 month ago
How to raise a child: Step 1: Remove their critical thinking skills. Step 2: Fill the void with fear and dogma. Step 3: ??? Step 4: Profit!
1 month ago
Me realizing I forgot to buy a Birkin Bag and matching diamond earrings at the airport duty-free 💅 #RichPeopleProblems
1 month ago