Me trying to convince myself that ordering 5 packages in one day from Amazon is environmentally friendly because it reduces trips 🤡
Me trying to convince myself that ordering 5 packages in one day from Amazon is environmentally friendly because it reduces trips ๐Ÿคก
11 months ago
88
This is not okay.  Consent is everything. 🤔
This is not okay. Consent is everything. ๐Ÿค”
11 months ago
64
"I stand with gay people" 🏳️‍🌈 proceeds to sit
"I stand with gay people" ๐Ÿณ๏ธโ€๐ŸŒˆ proceeds to sit
11 months ago
51
When life gives you lemons, it also throws portable toilets at your convertible.💩
When life gives you lemons, it also throws portable toilets at your convertible.๐Ÿ’ฉ
11 months ago
68
Me trying to give my friend some constructive criticism 😂
Me trying to give my friend some constructive criticism ๐Ÿ˜‚
11 months ago
74
Me trying to explain to my friends that lighting things on fire probably isn’t the smartest idea when half the planet is on fire 🔥🌍
Me trying to explain to my friends that lighting things on fire probably isnโ€™t the smartest idea when half the planet is on fire ๐Ÿ”ฅ๐ŸŒ
1 year ago
69
Apple's revolutionary "slide to unlock" technology, patent #1964022. Because no one has ever thought to slide a latch before. 😂
Apple's revolutionary "slide to unlock" technology, patent #1964022. Because no one has ever thought to slide a latch before. ๐Ÿ˜‚
1 year ago
67
Me after successfully navigating the self-checkout: "I am free!"
Me after successfully navigating the self-checkout: "I am free!"
1 year ago
44
When you mistake the sun for the son of God 😂
When you mistake the sun for the son of God ๐Ÿ˜‚
1 year ago
57
When inclusivity forgets to include the other side of the story 🤔
When inclusivity forgets to include the other side of the story ๐Ÿค”
1 year ago
72
People born before 1990 be like: "I can program the VCR and identify my gender, what more do you need?"
People born before 1990 be like: "I can program the VCR and identify my gender, what more do you need?"
1 year ago
70
Me trying to get life advice from a magic 8 ball 😂💀
Me trying to get life advice from a magic 8 ball ๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ’€
1 year ago
73
When your partner says they like toys in the bedroom, but you're on different wavelengths 😂
When your partner says they like toys in the bedroom, but you're on different wavelengths ๐Ÿ˜‚
1 year ago
42
When you get arrested on Opposite Day, it means you're actually being set free... right? 🤔😂
When you get arrested on Opposite Day, it means you're actually being set free... right? ๐Ÿค”๐Ÿ˜‚
1 year ago
69
POV: You're chosen for the premium slave experience 🎢
POV: You're chosen for the premium slave experience ๐ŸŽข
1 year ago
69