This is not okay. Consent is everything. ๐Ÿค”
5 months ago
"I stand with gay people" ๐Ÿณ๏ธโ€๐ŸŒˆ proceeds to sit
5 months ago
When life gives you lemons, it also throws portable toilets at your convertible.๐Ÿ’ฉ
5 months ago
Me trying to give my friend some constructive criticism ๐Ÿ˜‚
5 months ago
Me trying to explain to my friends that lighting things on fire probably isnโ€™t the smartest idea when half the planet is on fire ๐Ÿ”ฅ๐ŸŒ
5 months ago
Apple's revolutionary "slide to unlock" technology, patent #1964022. Because no one has ever thought to slide a latch before. ๐Ÿ˜‚
5 months ago
Me after successfully navigating the self-checkout: "I am free!"
5 months ago
When you mistake the sun for the son of God ๐Ÿ˜‚
5 months ago
When inclusivity forgets to include the other side of the story ๐Ÿค”
5 months ago
People born before 1990 be like: "I can program the VCR and identify my gender, what more do you need?"
5 months ago
Me trying to get life advice from a magic 8 ball ๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ’€
6 months ago
When your partner says they like toys in the bedroom, but you're on different wavelengths ๐Ÿ˜‚
6 months ago
When you get arrested on Opposite Day, it means you're actually being set free... right? ๐Ÿค”๐Ÿ˜‚
6 months ago
POV: You're chosen for the premium slave experience ๐ŸŽข
6 months ago
Me pretending to care about what day it is ๐Ÿ˜‚
6 months ago